Evan Kopshy

Embarrassing parent, acceptable husband, and generally the in the mediocre to above average person range

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@hughhowey Just burned through the entire saga for the fifth time… I am so ready!

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@Ford When you are ready for a family of five with a pop up tent trailer to really put it through the paces, send one my way 😉. With plenty of camping trips planned, we can test things out 👍

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@DisneyCruise Awesome! I seem to have misplaced my 75% off coupon code 🤔. Can you just go ahead and send that my way 😂🤣😂. Thank you!!!

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@PatrickMahomes Not sure if you are busy this Sunday, but I am filling in to coach my 10 year old’e flag football team and could use some help. Ever been to Roseville CA?

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@DisneyCruise Willing to give it a critical look and provide constructive feedback during initial voyages... my three boys can put the whole ship through the paces 🤣😂

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@CoyoteRidge_ I guess “dismissal dad” isn’t the worst thing I have been called 🤣😂🤣

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@prattprattpratt Are we 💯 sure that you are in this one? @JamesGunn may be going a different direction 🤷‍♂️

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@DisneyCruise 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@DisneyCruise Second comment and one of the first couple hundred to like... and the maiden voyage sets sail on my 15 year wedding anniversary!!! C’mon @DisneyCruise, help a guy out 😎

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@CoyoteRidge_ @drycreekschools @ChrisEvans I need a really good Captain America suit if you have one available... Unless @prattprattpratt is going to hook me up with a Starlord costume. Either way, I don’t want to run out of costumes before the end of the year 🤷‍♂️

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@JamesGunn I’m playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance on my Switch and Groot just said “I am Groot?” And now I need to know, do you know the meaning of those “I am Groot”?

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@Tesla Going camping with three boys and a trailer, a couple paddle boards, and enough supplies for the while family... when you are ready for a real test of the Cybertruck, let me know @elonmusk Here to support 😉

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@RoyalCaribbean 3 day? 4 day? 5 day? Even 7 day?!? So many options and not enough vacation time 😱😱😱.

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@JoelMcKMiller I keep trying to figure out if it is worth planting one in my NorCal yard... and then building a little green house for it. What do you say, group project?

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@mollyjmccook You all are amazing!

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@GordonRamsay @BatterseaPwrStn Pizza?!? That is Gordon Ramsay at MY level!!! I know I’m not fancy enough for risottos or truffle oil but PIZZA is something my palette is built for! Do you deliver to Sacramento California?

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

@JamesGunn @SavinTheBees So grateful you are coming home for GOTG 3!!! Incredible work😁

[Evan Kopshy @EKopshy]

Me, every time my underwear and undershirt are the same color: