EMMA

foster mom to some cool dawgz • pretty terrible cook • exceptionally good at drinking wine • be a good human

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

Like why tf is it me who as to take my brother to the airport at 3am 🙄

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

I don't think people understand that I am not a really good morning person

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Still funny https://t.co/VnDRObAArJ

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

@LehmannHaileyy I'm in ur state sugar ❤️

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

Soooooo freaking close to Houston finally

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

75 mph signs give me a new definition of "thankful"

[All Things TEXAS @TexasCountryTwt]

Real life goals.

Cody Johnson did it right.

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

@LizaLaur0 yes it's the NFR 😻😻😻

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@garrettblank44 nbd but I was roommates with one of the girls who slept with him in college

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

@the1berb 😅😅😅 "its lit fam"

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

Every girl should strive to be Brooke Davis

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

So glad Kelly talked me into rewatching OTH 💞😍 #leyton #naley #brookedavis

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

Drove my dogs around the neighborhood so they could have a car ride 😹

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

@ablack_15 lol whoops 😅🤗 they are my friends, both dogs & wine

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

@sadiederry omg yes https://t.co/i9wXRl5dPh

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

@ToriW_20 @ElizabethJayne_ 😅😅 https://t.co/dmKZaZj6Hh

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

"wanna go eat tacos?"

me:

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

Like idk, has a nice ring to it. Idk I could think of like 76 people I'd consider a "peach of shit" 🍑 😂

[EMMA @EKuchenbrod]

Saying "you're a peach of shit" is waaaaayyyyyyy cooler than "you're a piece of shit."