Eli Cuckabee

High Speed Coupon Clipper

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@stochasticbear Real. Es peak "cultura" de sillicon valley.

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@MatriceJacobine @fjalar_ Yeah but the same fucking mouth breathers who believe in wHiTyy GeNoziDe can't read shit.

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

🥀🥀🥀

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

Diversidad de pensamiento de la derecha estadounidense: si no están obsesionados con los negros, están obsesionados con los judíos.

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

No, pendejito. Cuando Hitler vivía tu país se veía así:

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@WeimarWorlds Because Hitler really loved the UK 🥰🥰

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@gaykittycorps @stupidtechtakes

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@unautrelama @EleonoraFall If he was "optimizing every minute of his life" he wouldn't be writing compilers, calculating pi digits or writing VMs that run in a browser.

[Nic Barker @nicbarkeragain]

The fact that most bell curve memes seem to boil down to this is probably some kind of life lesson:

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@estecaon @PumaChairo Tecnología alemana 🤓☝️

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@PumaChairo Alv tan buenos los cacahuatazos. Creo que ni yo soldaba tan culero 😭😂😂

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@hecubian_devil Guy who got radicalized by a hallucinated chart.

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@slifante Ya no dejan nada a la imaginación 😒

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

En Estados Unidos, si una mujer gana una competencia de comer bbq su premio es ir a la carcel.

[TVP @Theveripost]

TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@BreuhausJa78343 @jack_ceroni To vibe it.

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@Erivlt "panchito" suena demasiado coquette jsjs

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@SirGary_y Lowkey plagiar contenido es de lo más inofensivo que puede hacer un youtuber en big 20206 🥀🥀😔

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@yerw0_ Literal en todas las familias hay una tercia de primos a los que les dicen el güero, el chino y el negro xd

[Eli Cuckabee @el1rez]

@juutanart @MelxRedgrave Hero 🙏😔