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[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

Creeper battling Ronan Keating for a place in the Album chart is everything I need in my life rn. Stream or buy Sex, Death and the Infinate Void and help Punk beat your nans fave Irishman @creepercultuk

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

Everyone at Port Vale was deeply saddened to learn of the tragic passing of Lisa, the beloved daughter of John and Del Rudge.

Our love and sympathies are with them at this unimaginably difficult time, and we ask on their behalf that their privacy be respected.

John, Del and the entire Rudge family remain in our thoughts and will be given the full support of the football club.

🤍🖤

[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

Of course I manage to get the only bus in Weston without air con. Fml

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

Cooooor what a start

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!

[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

This is my Roman empire (soz vale)

[Race+ @racepluscom]

An F1 car on train tracks? 😳

[Race+ @racepluscom]

An F1 car on train tracks? 😳

[Jonesy @FrotniteGuy]

Happy thatcher death day to all who celebrate

[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

We gave it 100% up the bloody vale

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

We bow out of the Emirates FA Cup at the Quarter-Final stage against the Club World Champions.

Thank you to @ChelseaFC for your hospitality this afternoon and best of luck in the Semi-Finals.

#PVFCLive | 7-0

[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

Tuning in from Sunny Weston-super-Mare #SuperValeAway

[Sam Lorimer @el__problemo]

@OfficialPVFC just make it tricky. That's all I ask lads

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

Show them there’s pride still in Boslem.

Show them, The Wonder of You.

#PVFC | #PVFC150

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

In the kit inspired by our @EmiratesFACup heroes of '54 and backed by a 6,000-strong away end, it's time to take on the Club World Champions for a place at Wembley.

UP. THE. VALE.

#PVFC | #PVFC150

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight!

Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

[elsie ♡ 5 @thisisswhy]

so there’s this greatest song of all time

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

On my flight before takeoff:

flight attendant: “ladies & gentleman did anybody lose this?”

*everybody sits up to look at front of plane*

FA: “aha, GOTCHA! Please pay attention to our safety information card…”

the laugh that I let out 😭😭