Alec

Christian | Banker | Força Barça | Chess

[Alec @El_Presh_]

16-years-old Ebrima Tunkara shows why he’s La Masia’s brightest talent in the opening match of the U17 Euros 🇪🇸

1 goal, 1 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝟏𝟎 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 in just 57 minutes in Spain’s 4–1 win over Estonia 🤯

𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒎? 🥶👀

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@netflix "Ruh-roh" merchants are about to have the best year of their lives. 😂

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@netflix The mystery gang could be terrible, the plot could be terrible, but if Scooby is good we'll all pretend it's peak cinema.

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@netflix Netflix knew exactly what they were doing. Show Scooby first and everyone forgets to ask questions.

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@netflix The casting for Scooby might genuinely be the most important casting decision of the whole series.

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@netflix After decades of cartoons, movies, and memes, Scooby finally looks like an actual dog and not a CGI sleep paralysis demon.

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@Dexerto The funniest part is that he's right. If House got it correct immediately, the opening credits would be longer than the episode

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@Dexerto That comeback was so accurate Dr. House would've prescribed it.

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@Dexerto Imagine criticizing a TV formula and getting corrected on your punctuation in the same response.

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@Dexerto The fan forgot that Hugh Laurie is British. They come pre-installed with sarcasm.

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@Dexerto House solving every case in 6 minutes would just be an episode of him walking into a room and saying, "It's lupus."

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@Dexerto "Please put the brackets in the right place" was an unnecessary extra headshot.

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@Dexerto The fan wanted a discussion and got admitted straight to the burn unit.

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@Dexerto Hugh Laurie delivered that response with the same amount of mercy House showed his patients.

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@Dexerto That wasn't a reply, that was a differential diagnosis for bad criticism. 😭

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@Dexerto Fan: "The formula is repetitive."
Hugh Laurie: "Congratulations, you've discovered how medicine works." 💀

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@obsrvate This is apt... I hope he gets his money back tho

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@obsrvate Bro got arrested and immediately started a net-worth competition with the entire precinct.

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@obsrvate 😂😂😂

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@obsrvate 😂😂😂

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@obsrvate The body cam footage turned into a surprise episode of Financial Audit.

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@PopCrave Radio DJs used to decide your fate. Now it's a teenager skipping songs after 5 seconds. 😭

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@PopCrave The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away.