El Rustymunky

Husband of the year. List maker & Gamer. Star Wars nerd. Mixtape DJ. Veteran Fantasy Football Commish. DC4L. Moody Texan. I am who I am.

[El Rustymunky @El_Rustymunky]

@SenAdamSchiff Do something, or else shut up and step aside dumbass

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

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[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

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[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

A REAL DISGRACE. Escalator was broken at Trump Tower today.

I’ve launched an investigation into this matter.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

LIVE LOOK: The brainworm is panicking inside RFK Jr.’s head after California, Oregon & Washington launched the West Coast Health Alliance to actually follow science.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BIG MISTAKE BY DOZY DON!!!!! SPACE COMMAND BELONGS IN SAN FRANCISCO, NOT ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE). EVERYONE KNOWS SAN FRANCISCO IS THE FUTURE HOME OF "STAR FLEET ACADEMY" ("LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"). THAT’S BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS #1 FOR AEROSPACE, #1 FOR TECHNOLOGY, #1 FOR AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, VERY SMART PEOPLE, MUCH SMARTER THAN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO HAS LOW IQ). SAN FRANCISCO IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD FOR ENGINEERING AND INNOVATION... ROCKETS, SOFTWARE, "THE STARTUPS.” ALABAMA’S GOVERNOR “KRAZY” KAY HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. JUST LIKE LITTLE HANDS, SHE IS SLOW AND BURPS A LOT. SHE HAS DONE NOTHING FOR HER PEOPLE AND MADE THE STATE VERY UNSAFE!!! A MURDER RATE 190% HIGHER THAN CALIFORNIA’S. "SPACE COMMAND" MUST BE HERE IN CALIFORNIA, THE GREATEST STATE IN AMERICA, WITH ME, THE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM. THE SLEEPY GOLFER IN THE WHITE HOUSE DIDN’T MOVE IT HERE. HE HAS NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS). SAD!!! — GCN

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Arch Manning will have a star on his helmet.

Nobody can tell me different.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Jerry Jones explains why he traded Micah Parsons to the Packers. Buckle up! This is so dumb!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[El Rustymunky @El_Rustymunky]

@BloggingTheBoys Jerry will be a buffoon.

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@Acyn Someone put grandpa to sleep

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@BloggingTheBoys JJ and his kid

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NRA Song by The Herbsters https://t.co/eAQ4Y0jrBq via @YouTube

[El Rustymunky @El_Rustymunky]

@konstructivizm Assholes are only found on earth.

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Birds blocking out the sun in Rome.
By Flower_Zestyclose

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

Happy Juneteenth. It is important to confront our shameful history in order to LEARN FROM the racism, dehumanization & barbarity of the past, so that we may eradicate them from our societies & our hearts, today & for future generations to come. LIBERATION AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

[El Rustymunky @El_Rustymunky]

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