Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you
NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!
I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!
We hereby offer Mr. Wembanyama tickets to our Sunday, June 7 screening of Bernardo Bertolucci's stunning five-and-a-half hour epic 1900 when he is in the city later this week on a work-related trip...
Nicknames Instagram Reels came up with:
Kippur Flagg
Victor Wembanyamulke
Russell Westbank
LeBronukkah James
Zionist Williamson
Jewlius Erving
Sheckle O’Neal
Patrick Jewing
Jewish Jordan
The Syna-God
Dreidelmond Green
Deni Avdija
Kosher Bryant
Karl Shalom
Exciting news: I'm thrilled to say that I've joined @NationalRamah as a Storytelling Strategist & Consultant 🎉
If you need proof of the full circle: here's me at 34 working at camp, me at 22 working at @RamahCanada, and me as a camper at 15. I still make the same face in photos