El Switchblade

Just a guy. Just a dad. Just a husband. Just another cog in the machine.

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Jack Black and Jason Mamoa Twins remake when?

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@samriegel Read that as butt cutter and was trying to figure out if that's how kids say they dance well these days.

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@atrupar Wtf is a radical trans activist? Scary word noun string. TFG. I watch this train wreck to solidify my convictions that anyone that believes TFG or votes for him is not someone I can relate to or compromise with.

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@samreich @DanCasey @WholeFoods

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@atrupar TFG.

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@leonardwilliams Absolutely delightful watching you on Commander at Home. Great game, how many nights have you woken up thinking, "should have swung at Brian???". GGs!!

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@AmyMcGrathKY 10/10 would read again. Best use of the word "turd" on Twitter this week.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one.
I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one.
I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them.

I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.

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@Alkaline_Trio I know you have a tour Playlist, but if you played Jaked on Green Beers at Stubbs tomorrow, you'd make these old punk rockers nights. #ThanksForAttendingOurTEDTalk

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@KeshaRose Punk AF.

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@HayzStreams How much to unlock those pants at Ragman?

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@HayzStreams I watch about 2-3 matches and then go watch another game. The loop is repetitive and not exciting.

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@BaddieStreams Bob Nimble. Halfing Bard, but not really. Halfling Assassin with high performance, deception, persuasion and a fan of poisons. No women. No kids. Unless you're willing to pay double, just kidding <wink>. He was dead by level 7, but his legend lives on.

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@HayzStreams @Twitch Banana Hill is a hill worth dying on. You have my ax good sir.

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@BaddieStreams I feel like all the help guides have been done to death. A unique story or interesting players grabs me.

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@extracandy_ You should @tacobell and pitch this as an ad campaign.

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@Stonekettle Peak Stonekettle right here.

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@Sacriel @shroud The functional versions of those props were Thompson sub machine guns and spas-12 shotguns molded together with the outer polymer frame. Pretty neat video out there on them.

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I have been lucky enough to meet @matthewmercer, @TSMSmaK, @NotFabTV, and @OtherJoe_AJS on my travels through this world. Each of them has been beyond cool in reception of my fan boi response to seeing them IRL. Thanks for being the humans I thought you would be. <3

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@OtherJoe_AJS so good to touch grass with you brother. Thanks for being cool!