Stoned Adulterer

VR XXX Queen, TEDx-er, Ex-librarian, Chaotic Good, amateur roboticist,🍄

work: ela.darling@gmail

she/her

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Big fan of whatever’s wrong with them

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

(this is a stoner joke, not a political endorsement, just to be clear)

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So close, @alex_harring!

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

Ela Darling is live now! https://t.co/ay1R9eYBxg

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

TOMORROW 5 pm PST: Porniversary Livestream on OnlyFans https://t.co/LFlXNnDA6c

It's been 16 horny years, baby!

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

Prost!

Oktoberfest JOI video dropped yesterday: https://t.co/d132ZnqeT8

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@memefan55 Yes. If it can be subpoenaed it can eventually be used against you.

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

Reminder to delete your period tracker app and wash your makeup brushes.

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

Of all the fucking nights to lose my vape

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

It's more a dig at Utah than anything. And if I meant it that way, it would be the LA part of me talking, not the Texan.

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

Made it to Moab, UT. 19 hours down, 17 to go!

I ate McDonald's tonight because the alternative was paying $30 at a taco shack to see what Utah thinks Mexican food tastes like.

Utah, the state that looked at IPAs and thought, "This is GREAT, but it would be better if it were 5%"

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@EvilMopacATX 😭😭😭

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

I'm moving away from ATX, but I have hella hot friends coming in at the same time.

Hmu with your best/cheap/rad places to live in Austin,😘

[ILL REPUTE! Podcast @IllReputePod]

🎙️ New episode of ILL REPUTE! is live!

💄Join @SovereignSyre and @ElaDarling as they dive into the life of Cass Elliot, the iconic voice behind The Mamas & The Papas.

🎧Listen now at https://t.co/StvWoSq2TC! #CassElliot #Podcast #WeAreIllRepute

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@trash80child @IllReputePod @SovereignSyre Exactly! It's the dichotomization that I hate. And also, most porn MILFS are childfree and many "Barely Legal" babes are lovely mothers, so it all feels so bass ackwards

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

Me, trying to explain why me and some of my heauxmies don't dig the "MILF" label:
https://t.co/Cule0J1ayo

@IllReputePod @SovereignSyre

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@AllieAwesome415 WHY WOULD TRAUMA MAKE YOU NEED URGENT HEALTHCARE LESS??? IT DOES THE THING MORE, WHO TF??

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@sexworkceo Masters of Library and Information Science - University of Illinois (my library school was founded by famous Library shitbag, Melville Dewey)

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@RobDenBleyker I just read this whole thing, and I know but one thing for certain:

Someone, somewhere along the way, should have tipped me on OnlyFans for that effort.

[ILL REPUTE! Podcast @IllReputePod]

🎙️new episode of ILL REPUTE! podcast is out! 🎙️ 🫦hosted by @eladarling and @sovereignsyre 💋

🎧https://t.co/StvWoSq2TC🎧

In the flash of the paparazzi’s cameras, Anna had gone from stripper, to Playmate, to Playmate of the year, to the face of Guess Jeans.

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

@Thomas_Antonson That is so incredible to hear, I'm so glad we could inspire you to seek this care, and that your doc is listening to your concerns 💕