Elaina Van Kirk

Strategic HR Consultant. Proud mom of two rescue pups and one joyous daughter. Enjoys sailing, backpacking and wine. Tweets are my own.

[Elaina Van Kirk @ElainaaVK]

I’m pretty sure that television characters are the only ones left who still use an actual alarm clock.

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@AjohnBuckley “My trigger finger is going to need a cold shower from all this teasing” 😂😂

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I finally have a legitimate reason to cut out early instead of attend the Friday afternoon work happy hour. But now that it’s virtual, apparently the fact that I can’t drink isn’t a good enough reason to get me out of it. Thanks Covid. Another pregnancy perk lost.

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How is it possible that we’ve been working from home for 7 weeks and people still haven’t figured out how to mute their phones on large group calls?

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@espn @togs31 @SarahBeth2E this will be TJ in a year 😂😂

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Overheard: Trump offered to buy Greenland from Denmark. In response, Denmark offered to buy America from Russia.

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2 spots left! Hosting an executive event tomorrow 5/24 @ Seasons52, KOP. Focus: Industry insight on local HCM trends. PM to RSVP #hellowork

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My fur babies spoiled me 😍🐶❤️🐾 #pipergeorge #lucy #akathegoose #rescuedogs and thanks @slike3724… https://t.co/n0IXWeF1hP

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@stephenhcalder Thanks Stephen!

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@MarkTunstallADP @stephenhcalder @JoeJawers Thanks Mark!

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@DougPlourd @RACampbell88 @AmyStarner @DougPlourd and @RACampbell88 thank you for such an amazing week!

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If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room. I think we can all agree we each grew this week. #Soar0501

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Andrew's scissors are worse than Doug's risk continuum. #SOAR0501

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@SarahBeth2E It definitely applies to both!!

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Doug: "...You will get 15 minutes to prep..."

Siri: "I don't see an app for that."

#SOAR0501

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People are twice as likely to move away from pain, as they are toward a gain. #SOAR0501

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"If culture is right, employees are behind [organizational growth]. If the culture is wrong...anarchy." 👍🏼

#SOAR0501

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Twitter training at ADP sales training. #nextlevel #soar0501

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@kkostt I totally take back your birthday sentiment