Elaine's Antics

Life with my wonderful wife (and her unique thoughts on things)

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Today’s Elaine says

I asked Siri to play music and Bohemian Rhapsody started

Me: Okay, this is a good song
Elaine: Nope, we’re not listening to a British band on Independence Day weekend

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Today’s Elaine says

The local news had a story about the arrest of an person selling illegal fireworks.

Elaine: I guess their business lost its sparkle

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: Petting the cat is like opening a blind box. You don’t know if you’re getting the soft part or the sharp part.

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Elaine was going over her medical history and journey with several doctors.

Reminded me of that Johnny Cash song “I’ve Been Everywhere”

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Today’s Elaine says

We got a bag of donuts on our walk home from lunch

Me: Are you happy carrying the donut bag?
Elaine: I’m always happy carrying donuts

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Today’s Elaine says

Me:(praying) Lord, if you want to teach me rich people problems, I’m ready to learn
Elaine: Lord, he means with rich people money, not just their problems

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Elaine and I are watching “Secrets of the Bees” on Disney+

Elaine: I’m so sad. I didn’t know that we’re stealing the food of the bees when we harvest honey

Should I tell her where hamburger comes from?

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Today’s Elaine says

Wednesday cat will often lick Elaine’s face in the morning to wake her up

Me: Wednesday cat gave my nose a little lick this morning, but then went right back to you
Elaine: You must not taste good

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Today’s Elaine says

I was explaining how the Artemis is making a slingshot around the earth

Me: it’s an easier way to get momentum without using too much fuel
Elaine: That’s smart because gas is getting expensive

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: Today is National Doctor’s Day
Me: We make a donation to your Rheumatologist
Elaine: You mean besides the donation of my body for research every six weeks?

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: I think bats are my spirit animals. They enjoy nighttime, they always wear black, and they may or may not have rabies

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Today’s Elaine says

Me: Should we start wearing matching outfits?
Elaine: You’ll have to get a lot more black shirts

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: What you’re wearing doesn’t match. Now I’m concerned if I become incapacitated how you’re going to dress me

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: The movie theater is playing The American President on Monday
Me: Sounds appropriate for Presidents Day
Elaine: Oh, I thought it was for Valentines Day

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: I think I ate a bug
Me: That’s okay. I’ve read that people accidentally eat several bugs each year
Elaine: I wonder what vegetarians think of that

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Today’s Elaine says

Me: I love you more. I’ve done the math
Elaine: You’re not good at math

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Let’s see what Elaine’s been up to so far this year

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Today’s Elaine says

While waiting for the doctor, I was quizzing Elaine from some of the medical signage in the waiting room

Me: You’re pretty good at this
Elaine: Medicine is my hobby

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Today’s Elaine says

Elaine: I hate bugs. I’d be a bad etymologist
Me: I think you mean entomologist
Elaine: What’s an etymologist
Me: Someone who studies words
Elaine: Apparently I’d be bad at that, too

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