Isabella

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

Paraguay is for the builders, not the burdens. 🇵🇾

The shift to the Investor Pass is intentional. While the rest of the world imports refugees, islam and commie policy, Paraguay is vetting for quality.

They’ve seen the "diversity" mistakes of the West and are choosing sovereignty instead. If you don't bring value, you don't get in. Period.

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

Red head and Blonde-ish.

Paraguay’s version of ‘extreme diversity’ 🇵🇾

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

🚨Community note:

Thinking about staying at FEEL apartments in Asunción?

Great place, but maybe think twice if you hate rules.

They’re now fining people 350.000 Gs for taking pets in the wrong elevator.

More Law and Rules than the Paraguayan Police, Governemnt and tax department combined.

Basically Switzerland with a pool.

https://t.co/6LaUBsaErU

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

👊🏻 The first rule of Fight Club is:

You do not talk about Fight Club.

The first rule of Paraguay is:

Leave your logic at the border.

Welcome to Paraguay 🔥🇵🇾

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

Life in Paraguay is advanced Tetris.

Pieces (bureaucracy or lack of, heat, random power cuts) fall faster every level.


You don’t clear the board, you just keep stacking perfectly until the next wave.

High score: permanent residency secured.

Plan B Paraguay... Learn the Game 🇵🇾

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

SUPERMAN

Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.

Lines up at the Bank for 2 hours waiting to make a deposit.

And still cant get out of a checkout in south america store in less than 40 minutes.

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

💪🏻🇵🇾 My Paraguay born boy isn’t even 12 months old yet and he’s already an absolute unit.

Started smashing steak at 6 months. Still his favourite food.

Has 10 teeth already.

Drags 20L water bottles around the house for fun. Weighs 10.5kg. Loves assisted chin ups.

Steak 3 to 4 times a week, eggs, avocado, blueberries and banana most mornings, plus rivers of breastmilk.

Had one fever in his whole life. Lasted about 8 hours. Didn’t cry once.

Walks, runs, climbs like a monkey, talks, laughs a lot, sleeps 10 to 12 hours solid every night, and never slows down during the day.

Plenty of sun. Swims like a fish. No screens. No TV. Natural cotton. Wooden toys. Barefoot 24/7.

Clean food, sun, fluoride free water, NO Pharmacuticals is the key!!!! good sleep and real love.

This formula turns humans into fit, strong, dangerous geniuses.

Works on adults too....

[Isabella @Elanimatis]

@planbparaguay Argentina

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

🔥 The best meat on the planet belongs to... ???

1. 🇵🇾 Paraguay (Asado)

2. 🇦🇷 Argentina (Asado)

3. 🇧🇷 Brazil (Churrasco)

4. 🇬🇧 UK (The Classic Roast)

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

🇵🇾☀️🌴 Paraguay is part of a smarter international setup for entrepreneurs and investors.

It offers more freedom, optionality, and quality of life, plus a very favorable tax system as a bonus.

🔥 Secure your Paraguay residency today.
Claim your free 30-minute strategy call:
https://t.co/AlGAimcrrb

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

🇵🇾 When your kids grow up in Paraguay.

They have toy guns, play in the dirt and ride dirt bikes.

They don’t know about trans education, therapy sessions or school shootings.

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

POV: 12-year-old me wanted yachts, private jets, and billionaire status.

Adult me in Paraguay checking if I have enough for dinner:

Balance: ₲ 1,247,000,000 PYG

Close enough.

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

Average weekend in Paraguay.

Waterfalls, nature, peace and no crowds.

This country is seriously underrated 🇵🇾

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

BAD SOURCES OF DOPAMINE:

Porn, Alcohol, Drugs, Processed food, Gambling

GOOD SOURCES DOPAMINE:

Paraguayan STEAK🥩,
PARAGUAYAN RESIDENCY🇵🇾,
Paraguayan Life Of Freedom🕊️

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Do mashed potatoes go well with steak?

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

SPOTIFY: Your Paraguayan Mix ☀️🇵🇾

1. Fireworks at 2:13 AM
2. Thunderstorm & Floods approaching dramatically
3. Air conditioner hum (24-hour loop)
4. Neighborhood dogs barking at absolutely nothing
5. CHIPA BARREROOOOOOO

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

Insulting signs showing Lula pinning down & punching a Paraguayan footballer appeared in Ciudad del Este. 😂 omg!

Locals didn’t waste time.

They ripped them down & smashed them up!

🔥Making the message very clear.

Paraguay doesn’t like socialists 🇵🇾💪🏻

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

🇵🇾 Cost of living Basic Guide in Paraguay:

💵 $600/month - very basic living, hermit, No life, better off back home.
(Do Not Recommend❌)
💵 $1000-$2000/month - for a single man, could be okay
💵 $2000-$3000/month - a good life
💵 $3000+ comfortable
💵 $10,000+ very comfortable with a family
💵 $30,000+ Laughing in your sleep

[PLAN B PARAGUAY @planbparaguay]

NIKE:

Just do it

Unless it’s after lunch in Paraguay.