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[alani @Elanna_mann]

@itsindysev Some of ya’ll never thought about dropping out of school and traveling the world while videoing the whole thing and it really shows

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Plan B isn���t an abortion medication you donut. Thanks for being a prime example as to why men shouldn’t make laws about women’s bodies when they have no idea what the hell they’re taking about.

[that's so haute @thatssohaute]

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”

the twenties:

[ARIEL ᥫ᭡ @mydaddys_ghost]

My bag / purse falling over in the car is top 5 ways to piss me tf off.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

They’re banning tik tok because we’re getting too close to figuring out where Kate is

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 23 because i’ve had enough

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

bonus points if you can also hear this picture

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

whenever I meet a mean girl in 2024 I’m like DAMN. I didn’t even know they made these anymore

[sarah @heavenbrat]

born to be a sleepy cozy girl forced to get up early and work

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boss sorry i can't come into work today i don't want to i never want to

[gumball @gnmball]

i just received divine instruction to kill myself

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

“MY ANXIETY ISN’T *THAT* BAD” STARTER PACK

1. leg bouncing
2. picking at ur at lips
3. walking very quickly
4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY AM I SO TIRED
5. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W
6. “am i being annoying”
7. “they hate me”

[gumball @gnmball]

babe is everything ok you’ve hardly done anything at all in your whole entire life

[emily may @emilykmay]

i have never been in a writer's room but i have been in a room with five other women helping craft a risky text message to their situationship.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adults seemed way more adultier when i was little

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love to go nonverbal at the bar just overwhelmed by the crowd, can’t hear over the music, can’t talk loud enough for anyone to hear me, just vibing with my little drink looking real pretty

[trish @ultragloss]

nothing is harder than being a girl with laundry to fold and put away

[trish @ultragloss]

being a girl is all about spending a lot of money as a reward for not spending a lot of money lately

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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