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im that bitch, not your bitch 🇵🇷🗽 👻:smalllsss

[KAYDA STAN ACCOUNT @theslayk]

Y’all know that when the BP oil spill happened in the Gulf of Mexico, Dawn Dish Soap⁠ was one of the major products used during wildlife rescue efforts?

[✦𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖆✦ @Fw_cabasa]

Rubbing a woman to sleep knowing she feels safe in your arms is some grown man shit.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

walmarts jelly birkens are cute af 😍🔥

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Les gens qui ont gardé leurs amitiés d’enfance à l’âge adulte ne réalisent pas à quel point ils sont chanceux

[yxf @iamyxf]

BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Person reading this will become financially stable in June.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

['B♌️ @TheMightyB____]

@gladiatorbey Yall act like Kourtney wasn’t already getting into it with her sister before Travis came along. Every time she comes around they gang up on her and then when she defends herself everyone calls her miserable. I’d fall with my husband and baby too.

[Tuh'less 🏁🏁 @TLoveSpeaksss]

Rosie and Donald Trump beef is legit like Ja and 50 😂 have hated each other all my life lol

[One Less Lonely N*gga, MBA 👸🏽 @FatiTheDream]

Pain is a bigger compliment than beautiful

[jezz @JezziiB]

Fun fact: when women are on their period, they're being flooded with testosterone. which means when men say we're emotional and hysterical on our period, it's actually because we're acting like a man.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Wasn't he the only man on set that didn't basically abuse her?

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Never understood this system where they take children from homes due to lack of funds just to pay someone else monthly to raise your kid.

[sav! ⚯͛ loves vero 🌈 @fallingsav]

i knew this looked familiar bruh 😭😭 #loveislandusa

[Wavey K🌊 @iamwaveyk]

A Dominican 🇩🇴
A Puerto Rican 🇵🇷
& A Jamaican 🇯🇲
Are leading the Knicks to the NBA FINALS!!!
This is what NEW YORK is all about!

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

Period s£x is actually goated, coochie be extra warm, wetter, tighter, and she’s usually way hornier. Y’all just be scared of a little blood.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

instead of "sugar, spice & everything nice" i was made with "salt, defiance & extreme noncompliance"

[Soul_whispering_healer @soulwhisperingh]

Do not let people gaslight you into thinking that duality does not exist. You can be grateful and annoyed. You can want more and be grateful for what you have. You can be angry and frustrated and still be grateful. A lot of religious and spiritual gaslighting out here.

[miia @miiagarro]

i be grabbing my ass to make sure it’s still grippable

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Hilarious example about how everyone swears Fat Joe is a liar then we always get verification that he was actually telling the truth and just had a few minor details wrong. “I saw Hasidic Jews breakdancing with Black kids” well actually they were getting sturdy Joseph