El Beck

[El Beck @ElBeck77]

@Red3rdRocks @suespensley @MarkStretford What are 'all these awful things Labour have done', John?

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@suespensley Its because X isn't representative of real life.

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@Nigel_Farage Are you home yet, Nigel? Scuttled off into the night, with you arse handed to you. Never to be seen in Makerfield again.

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@MrHarryCole Harry is hurting. Wonderful.

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@ramonagusta Who mentioned Clacton? You said Hugh Grant will never visit Makerfield again if Burnham wins. I said neither will Farage.

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@AndyPlumb4 The Beak Boys ❄️

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@ExtremeFootbal4 I'm not so sure, you know.

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@Nigel_Farage They'll need to fumigate the town after you've slithered off in the small hours later.

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@Steven41849941 @eleanorzjames She'll be devastated to hear that flag shagger, Steve loadsanumbers, isn't a fan.

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@Nigel_Farage Not the bit about representing your constituents in the HoC, then? You know, the job you're paid handsomely to do.

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@PDRNHPUK You don't know many Wiganers do you, Paul.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Ah, that must be where Matt Goodwin went wrong. He couldn't vote himself in.

Lee, you're the gift that keeps on giving. You really are dimmer than Pluto.

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@eamonndelaney77 @RobKenyonReform Exhuming 3 bodies to vote seems pretty desperate.

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@RobKenyonReform Are you local to the area, Rob? It hasn't been mentioned much.

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@les_fargo @CarlWillDurham You know you've just basically described Farage and Clacton?

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@CarlWillDurham Any chance you could've given us a bloody comma?

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@curtiswoodhous8 You definitely took too many punches to the head.

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@patcondell Most of Tommy's EDL mates were paedos. Which he was fine with.

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@piersmorgan @paddypower You have an inate ability to shoehorn yourself into any situation, making it about you.