El Robbyto

I talk about my every day wonders and achievements. I am a dog with a plan

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Fusillade, homophobie, terrorisme : après la tuerie d’Orlando, l’importance des mots — via @lemondefrsdsWwsw https://t.co/SQebo2v6PA

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

at least i don't need to bend over to wash my feet #eatmypawbitch #hatersgonnahate #doglife

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Why is it that every time we drink loads of beer, whose colour is yellow, our pee is transparent?

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

In memory of the best dog ever: #cantfindme #hereforever #dogwithaplan

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@Another_Tool i know! It s time for a massive boycott until they give us REAL news of REAL foxes. #sadforfoxes #brothersfromanothermother

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@livelyrachel_ key words: "un peu"

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Hanging out with my bro #justchillin #dogandlionlife

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Do dogs have better lives in Bali ? Maybe I should be a #dogwithaplanE

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@livelyRM Robby

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Life is easy, I whine, I eat #doglife

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Lyon people amuse me. They gather under a horse tail. #bigmistake

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@livelyRM http://t.co/zSDLG2DCEF #dogalwayshasaplan

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@Another_Tool @Floorvtl Floor dogs have twitter here in France like bikes have blogs in Amsterdam

[Shane Lyons @Another_Tool]

@Floorvtl @ElCarlit0 Why wouldn't he have an account? He's a dog with a plan. #FuckBitchesGetMoney

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@Floorvtl Je pratique la vie Floor! #pamplemousse

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

@TraversTheWorld Genial. Spread the word! The Dog with a plan will conquer your hearts!

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Unamused that technology did not help us not get splashed by pee when at the urinals.

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Why are eggs in the states white while they are brown in Europe? Is there a Chicken history behind that story? #dogwonder

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

I wonder if men are jealous that social norm says it's ok for us dogs to walk around naked and pee everywhere we want to #humanjealousy

[El Robbyto @ElCarlit0]

Wonder of the day 2: Is it common for men to use a final touche toilet paper after peeing???