If you're the friend that always remembers the one time someone mispronounces something and you use every opportunity to bring it up:
There is a special circle of hell waiting for you. I hope your bacon burns and your fries are stale.
It's me btw.
We all have someone in our lives who no matter what they do and how bad it hurts, you still love them. So I worked it out the best way I know how. #HurtsToLoveYou
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