@thatlocalghost hi jay! this is riley redgate - i wrote ALONE OUT HERE, #9 on this great list - would you mind DMing me when you get a chance? sorry for the Weird Twitter side account handle, haven't been on twitter in years lmao.
@elitistsadgirl wait nvm i can't dm you. could you DM me your email so i can forward you the ticket? also wait would you be willing to pay $19 for it (original price)
and here's to my baby. he ain't reading what they call me lately, for he is tasked to stand sentinel above the malign, degenerate mass that rises from the fields. crowds of cattle low like pained children, heads of wheat shudder, and above, the air grows dun and disarranged.
here's a toast to my real friends. they don't care about the he-said, she-said. they fixate only upon the the word i speak, and an indescribable dread wells up within them all, cosmic in its vastness, just as in the dawn a panic of light subsumes the sky.
if you've got a girlfriend, i'm jealous of her. but if you're single, i shall break aside my sternum to unveil a cavern of mist, and you may enter until the time the bone heals.