Not like he wants her to like him anyway because she's obviously far more trouble than she's worth. It's simply the principle of the matter. You see the bug. I see the bug. We all have eyes. Basmati does not. Tch! Kch!
What if YOU were obviously the most beautiful cyborg to ever grace the Red Ribbon but girls apparently preferred the big gross bug that sucked you up his ass and later /exploded/ with you still inside. What if.
( Was this a wise decision? No. Not at all. And yet, this little sales pitch appealed to the part of her that felt she was constantly being bullied by the likes of oversized bugs and that stupid, ugly Super 17.
A big, scary demon would totally put them in their place... )
"You're nothing but a scant footnote in /my/ legacy. Dirt under my boots. Those pathetic dreams are little more than retirement home blabber, but if you feel so brave... Go ahead and try it."
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❝ Your welcome to try then you'll understand that I am no longer the same Doctor you remembered. I am the Pinnacle of Science and Engineering , in my hands will create a utopia world dominated under the Red Ribbon Army banner. ❞
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"Blah, blah. Cut to the damned chase, doctor. You're building some pointless zoo of apes because your /insect/ was a flop we'd all rather not talk about.
And unless you've reinforced your neck to your shoulders... I doubt that. You should feel grace I've let you talk this long."
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❝ Advanced Adoption is natural to Saiyan Kind. Abusing it and blending in with Bio Technology then mass producing it is a reality that can be made. You are formidable but will never top Cells creation besides Im not scared when I can handle myself now. ❞
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"Quite the claim for a scared old man who can no longer hope to hold a leash on his most formidable creation.
You must not have done the research to improve your brain, making saiyans to kill saiyans... Please. That eager to give me more target practice?"
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❝ Inferior ? Like yourself. Since my revival I have advanced my research to vastly improve my technology. Im currently working on Cloning Warriors using Saiyan DNA ❞
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'Where have you been?'
My pitiful human... accountant has been out of sorts recently with their sad meaty body having multiple errors and unable to write for me so much as a flip of my hair, but me? Thriving. Flourishing. Staying in my damned lane. Leave me alone.
// They are not enemies to lovers they are 'enemies who will somehow fight their way to a Vegas chapel and then not remember where these rings came from because they were too busy bickering calling each other stupid'.
// I just noticed Basmati put my joke doodle in the goddamn carrd 😭
I was This close to making them wear a get-along shirt but I feared that would be their final straw to splitting the earth in two.
(It's times like this he almost wishes Gero gave him a lie detector because she's turning about three different colors but also, he's not sure he needs to know the truth.)
FINE! But if your dumb shrieking wakes me up one more time there's going to be hell to pay for BOTH of you!