Stephen 🥔

i think that's nice :)

[Carson Pace @Carsondaoboys]

You’re right that would be different

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Once knocked out I can’t wait for Americans to claim no one in their country actually cares about the World Cup after they spent 24 hours celebrating in bipartisan unison that their president actively interfered in the tournament.

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@turt1ey @mach1bee @Queen_Vee7 @MadzillaKOTH https://t.co/KS2fjGizLx

at ~40:30

[Terrible Quality Memes @BadQualityMemes]

🍎🐝

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters".
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".

Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".

(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

just got catcalled from the backseat of a passing car. i am not intimidated. they don't even let you ride shotgun. you're at best third in charge of your own friend group.

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@LRSerling I got asked if I wanted my usual at a subway I went to near my old job and I took that as a sign that I was going there too much lol never went back

[Avery Edison @aedison]

everyone has that one friend who insists “there used to be another number between four and five” and tries to demonstrate it by laying out four apples and then adding another and you say “yeah, that’s five” and they say “no, it’s—“ and then you hear a weird buzzing

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Tbf he has no formal education due to being lost between borders

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@CorzaCore lately the algorithm on here is pretty much entirely defined by the thing you were looking at an hour ago and nothing else

as soon as you click two replies deep into a thread its over for you basically. its ass

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Video game

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@yescking kerdly nation

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@denimneverdies also the existence of 10 quadrillion christian denominations that all exist essentially to allow people to launder their own subjective morality

"god is the source of all objective morality, and he 100% agrees with everything i believe" -every denomination

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@ZacharyBower1 @tessdots I dont watch fantano i just saw the drama I have no idea what you're talking about dude

and this is a qt on that fantano drama so it seemed relevant

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@tessdots if every single time fantano gave a negative review to an album he dedicated the second half of the review to "heres my IMPROVED version of the album with COOLER LYRICS and BETTER BEATS" i think everyone would have the right to shove him in a locker

[Stephen 🥔 @ElectronEnjoyer]

@tessdots i think the difference here for me is that someone like fantano makes no attempt to "improve" the music he criticizes. he doesn't claim to be a better musician than anyone he reviews

meanwhile this is "i think i can make a better version of your comic" goes too far

[🥐 @gatoliminal]

this is the paintress clair obscur warned us about

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Me winning the Oscar for Person in the Most Wrinkled Linen Pants in This Deli