LEGENDARY STAR LORD

Im the guardian of the galaxy im legendary
(not affiliated with Disney or marvel)
my drive is a massive w.i.p

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Let ME tell you how I got here
[🧵]
Joins #Parodytwt #SCREWTHEALGORITHIM

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Mad cause bad

[Magik @DarkChildLimbo]

Listen here, my day is already ruined and I don’t need a cocky space man to ruin it even more.

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

LOOK. When your as cool as me you tend to fly solo for a bit. So calm down and ease up on the anger

[Magik @DarkChildLimbo]

MORE LIKE GETTING ASS KICKED

YOU KEPT RUNNING INTO THE TEAM INSTEAD OF STICKING WITH US

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

SHE DID NOT. LISTENING TO MUSIC AND KICKING ASS DUH

[Magik @DarkChildLimbo]

SNOW FLAKE PUT BETTER NUMBERS

AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING????

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

LOOK MAGIK IT WAS A SLIP UPP

[Magik @DarkChildLimbo]

LEGENDARY MAN

YOU SOLD LAST GAME

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

You still remember that Jesus. Well thanks I guess didn't expect to get a compliment from doom of all people

[Dr. Doom @AllUnderDoom]

I understand you’re not entirely incompetent, but you speak as if you are. I haven’t forgotten my time on The Guardians.

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

OH GOD NO NOT YOU

[Magik @DarkChildLimbo]

It’s Portal.

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

COME ON YOU are kinda buddies with rocket does that mean I get a safespot from the war. If not I can bust a few tin cans

[Dr. Doom @AllUnderDoom]

I have no reason to attack anyone at the moment, but keep yourself in check when Doom unleashes another Doomwar.

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Ouch my attitude is not that bad. I honestly expected you to attack me not be reasonable

[Dr. Doom @AllUnderDoom]

Doom is a reasonable man, what I don’t wait for is your pitiful attitude.

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

COME ONN DOOMIE. Lets talk this out

[Dr. Doom @AllUnderDoom]

Quill, Doom doesn’t wait. You should know this already.

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Why can't you be like Vision or danger A NICE MACHINE. Come have some mercy in that code

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[Still contain flesh and blood which means you are still to be terminated]

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

ULTRON buddy no hard feelings right im half human sooo

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[Correct…and you’re Demise is soon to come]

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

EVERY BIG BAD IS HERE COME ON

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[The age of ultron begins]

[The human race shall face it’s extinction]

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Oh great your here

[Dr. Doom @AllUnderDoom]

A new world to conquer.

[DR. DOOM JOINS PARODY TWITTER!]

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

@Mecha_Rachnid Okay, not the weirdest thing I've heard, but it's up there

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Man, Rocket would love to take your parts and make a nuke out of them. I mean, hello, danger...how are you

[Aigis @MementoMoriAigi]

Updated the drive, i am now Danger Marvel Tokon

https://t.co/YIZDXXUu6b

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

@Mecha_Rachnid I can hear it sweating...do robots sweat

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Webs bud this guy cant be THAT bad

[Ultimate TIME PATROLLER Neighbor @UltimWebHead]

Make anything bad to her I will make sure to find you and make your life miserable

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

HEY uhh galacta when's old gg adding the rest of the guardians

[Galacta @DEVOURERDAUGHTR]

Okay, so we got Star-Lord, Shadow-Milk. Someone called O' Chunks... and...

OH.
MY.
GOD.

Promoter-!?

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

Man I really gotta update my drive i barely got stuff

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

@Mecha_Rachnid Pen it was a joke... he builds other stuff besides we are teammates im not gonna let him get spider

[LEGENDARY STAR LORD @Elemental0utlaw]

@Mecha_Rachnid NAH he won't bite i promise