Elementary Chaos

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Lindsay Lohan - http://bit.ly/cFp38x - The attention starved, self proclaimed bi-sexual, alcoholic slut vs. E-Trade.

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Rhode Island High School Firing Teachers... my two cents: http://bit.ly/a5uK19 - Did Frances Gallo F*ck herself up?

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The Marriage Ref - http://bit.ly/9Q1hLe It's basically poop on the bottom of James Woods' cowboy boot. #NBC #NoOffense

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@ConanOBrien My take on the Tonight Show - #DrSeuss style - http://bit.ly/93ymfi

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The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno - http://bit.ly/93ymfi. with some help from #DrSeuss

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Cigars, Beer, and Canadian Girls - http://bit.ly/aLhf14 - Your Newest Daily Dose

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Rhode Island High School Firing Teachers... my two cents: http://bit.ly/a5uK19 - Did Frances Gallo F*ck herself up?

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Hey.. for those of you who think we are associated with schools, please look at my tweets. We aren't.

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Sarah Palin vs. Family Guy - http://bit.ly/aXhLvI - Does anyone else think she's kind of retarted?

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Douchbags and Retards of Jersey Shore.. http://bit.ly/9ny3Bj

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Figure Skating deserves to be in the Olympics just as much as Break Dancing or Ballet - http://bit.ly/aoAmOw

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Is Fat the New Skinny? #NYFashionWeek on the cusp of embracing 'fat' - http://bit.ly/9zZRpK I personally support Go Red for Women

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Hey.. for those of you who think we are associated with schools, please look at my tweets. We aren't.

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Vancouver kinda blows - http://bit.ly/cNTctC

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#apple's #iPad looks like a fucking horse. http://bit.ly/a16LFP

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Hey.. for those of you who think we are associated with schools, please look at my tweets. We aren't.

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Bill Clinton Cums Too Soon - http://bit.ly/aSRA69 #awkwardsituation

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Hey.. for those of you who think we are associated with schools, please look at my tweets. We aren't.

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#Ellen on American Idol - Penis Contests or Scissor Fest? You decide - http://bit.ly/db7zEN

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Besides Betty White, this year's Super Bowl commercials lack everything that is good. http://bit.ly/9BwoIA #superbowl #fail