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Much ado about nothing. Catholic Theatre Engineer.

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In a backrooms
With black people
There’s a pirate

Backrooms country
Gold wallpaper
Ejiofor

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I spend most of my year being cold because my workplace is too cheap to warm the place but cranks the AC when it hits 70 degrees

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Chinese cover of Ain’t No Love in Oklahoma like they did in Kung Fu Panda 3

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The biggest problem with euthanizing elephants is most often you can’t even eat the meat afterwards

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*Mater/Larry the Cable Guy Voice*
Momma ain’t told’em what she told me -“Girl you need pussy control.”

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Reassuring: The worst person you know made a dogshit argument

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Quiznos Zliders commercial showing me four nearly identical sandwiches with a big fuckoff slice of tomato on each one

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@SelfTorturer I resonate with the sentiment but some of us were already living in Nebraska

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I’d love to hear if you think. If you do,

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The millionaire in People are Crazy sounds more and more like a boomer asshole as time goes on

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Occasionally I’ll see a tweet I agree with but the quoted tweet is so deranged I can’t bring myself to like it or have myself tied to it in any shape or form

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Dune Sandworm creatures except they’re seal-like instead. Sandlions.

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@SettleFray You did very well to capture the sort of jostling movement of the FF games. They just love to bounce around!

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Young and a Menace by Fallout Boy The Snorks edit

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Soldier, that is between you and God, and I don’t see Him in the chain of command.

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How many ugga-duggas does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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Kicked from the Minecraft server for saying the spawn chunks were promised to me 3000 years ago

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I’m a Biblical Literalist. God actually wrote my copy of the Bible, by hand. No printing press involved.

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I’m COOKOO for COCHLEAR IMPLANTS!

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@DoveTortle Cooking