Cale

Not very exotic. Simply weird.

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A person is never more hungry than in the hour after Fluoride

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Last paper towel at the Sportsman #FeelingSpecial

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No Night Moves on Spotify!! Get with the friggin' times Bob Seger!!

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Anyone know the WiFi password at the Sportsman??

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Free beer is best beer.

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Anyone know the WiFi password at Vic Park???

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John Brown's, highest urinals in the city #OrYourMoneyBack

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If only they knew what they were rippling me to do.

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Buckcherry at 4am #HELP

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Washing my hands for two tonight.

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As stagnant in life as the Superstore Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookies trailer.

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Sorry, I only eat foods when it's their National Day.

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Feelin' like a real middle urinal.

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Life is but a distinct kicking motion.

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Spending money I don't have, on beers I don't need.

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Too aware of my brain bouncing around my skull.

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Instilling far too much trust in others to take their correct coat home.

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SquintyEyedSimpsons is my life.

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Life Tip: While eating, wear your shirt inside out to avoid stains.

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