Philadelphia is just a nicer place when the eagles are winning. People are saying good morning, I saw a mother fucker pick up trash earlier, we go from like a 3rd world angry ass country to the happiest place alive.
Seems like a lot of Cowboy fans are crying they didn’t have Zeke, their LT, and their MLB.
The Eagles have been without Darren Sproles since Week 3, and their LT and MLB for almost a month now, and have won every game.
Every. Single. Game.
Richard Sherman
Deshaun Watson
Andrew Luck
Aaron Rodgers
Odell Beckham Jr.
Brandon Marshall
Zach Miller
Jason Peters
Joe Thomas
Marshall Yanda
JJ Watt
Whitney Mercilus
Eric Berry
Dalvin Cook
David Johnson
Darren Sproles
Ryan Tannehill
Julian Edelman
Allen Robinson
Way too many.
I was offered sex by a 25 year old woman in exchange that I’d advertise some sort of kitchen cleaner for her. Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Astonish. The super strong kitchen cleaner now available in scented lemon or vanilla