Eleanor Vigneault

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

They want to send data centers to the moon and I can’t even get wifi to reach my bathroom sink

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

Can you imagine if Joseph Pilates was alive to witness his legacy in LA? Being the reason women are hot? Women who pay their hard earned money to study his teachings? Vying for a hands-on adjustment? While he has a cigar and a six pack?

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

A short story I wrote just came out in @JabberwockRev 🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻 Read online here: https://t.co/VeSc7E87sS

[cole @juul_survivor]

me after one drink

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

@sza SZA, I have 10 years of assistant experience in LA and would love to work for you!!! For references, dm my favorite boss @RonFunches 🤩✨ where can I send my resume?

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

@lulu_clemons Rate my baby I DARE YOU

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

@Jamie_MCTalent @Airbnb @MayorOfLA @GavinNewsom @AirbnbHelp Give this woman her refund! She’s the queen of @Airbnb 😭😤

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

My entire camera roll has devolved into screenshots of Postmates codes because, try as I might, I never remember if it’s EATFOOD or EATFOODZ by checkout.

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

@alexizatt5 Pls make them for me for Xmas

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

When did I get to the age where people started getting protective of their recipes???

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

Thankful 4 so much!!! And decidedly NOT thankful for some stuff too!!! What can I say? I’m complex

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

#CancelStudentDebt

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

Remember when the president of NYU flew to Abu Dhabi and back every week to teach a course on baseball? Just something I think about while I’m asphyxiated by student loan payments each month.

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

@EdMarkey I suppose then I'd be able to afford to buy a house, have kids, grow my business, save for retirement... but hey I'll be most excited that my eye will stop twitching each time I get an alert that my checking account is overdrawn.

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

Everytime I check out at the grocery store, they're like "have you tried this before?" and I'm like "yes, Stan, I get the same 18 things every time I'm here... you think I'm winging this???"

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

Why do men complain about how NOT hard it is to carry things? They'll be like "I could carry a dozen of these up several flights of stairs" and are genuinely disappointed that they can't prove it to you.

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

My new aesthetic is going to be the old lady in Titanic who has a bunch of framed pictures of herself doing cool shit that she carries with her wherever she goes.

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

FUCK IT UP FULL MOON

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

We cannot let the news and what this may or may not mean for the campaign distract us. Boots on the ground. Phone banking. Volunteering at the polls. Reporting election interference. All of it. WE HAVE TO DO THE WORK. Let’s save America.

[Eleanor Vigneault @EleVig]

Earth

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

can a depressed bisexual woman please tell me which planet is making me sad

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me a radical lefty, but I can’t accept a system that spends $115,000,000,000 a year on police but forces 94% of public school teachers to spend their own money on school supplies.