Elf Advent Calendar

24 days of quotes from the best Christmas movie!

[Bamboo Shoots @bambooshootsinc]

Saskatoon film and TV producer Bob Crowe dies at the age of 62 https://t.co/49ZoDI5x1g

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

fun fact: colin kaepernick has the 3rd lowest career interception rate in NFL history

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The best selling 49ers player in merchandise from March thru May was Colin Kaepernick, who was no longer on the team.

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[Terry Fox Foundation @TerryFoxCanada]

Terrance Stanley Fox passed away June 28th, 1981 - Never has a more courageous man ever walked the earth...

[Calgary Stampede @calgarystampede]

We are excited to announce #Stampede2015 @CSParade Marshal will be Canada’s Top Athlete @bobsledkaillie

[Anthony Wilson-Smith @awilsonsmith]

@nenshi yes please! Hey @nenshi! Love if you share new #HeritageMinute, filmed in Calgary with @corkscrewstir https://t.co/f3Wu9AwXPk”

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You feeling strong my friend? Call me elf one more time.

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This place is just like the North Pole except it smells like mushrooms and everyone's looks like they want to hurt me.
#elf
#mailroom

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Leon: Of course you're not (an elf.) You're 6'3" and you've had a beard since you were 15.

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Santa: And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

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Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th.

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Buddy: I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

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Buddy: What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
#elf
#elfonashelf

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Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.

#elf

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Buddy: Well?
Jovie: It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee. It IS a crappy cup of coffee.
Buddy: No, it's the world's BEST cup of coffee.

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Buddy: This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

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Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!

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Gimbel's Manager: 6-inch ribbon curls honey.
Jovie: That's impossible.
Gimbel's Manager: 6 INCHES!

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"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
#elf #foodgroups