Jordan Kent (Parody)

“Go on, dad. Go tell Superboy here why he's really so perfect.” Parody!

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

🦸🏻‍♂️ Jordan Kent

🦸🏻‍♂️ Verse Flexible, not Strictly Arrowverse

🦸🏻‍♂️ Open Mentions, DMs

🦸🏻‍♂️ Not selective

🦸🏻‍♂️ Age 16, no lewd whatsoever

🦸🏻‍♂️❤️➕🔁❓

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

He starts floating up into the sky.

“Come on then. Oh, show me the Rocky statue!”

[Jenny Humphrey(parody) @LittlebitchJH]

"Yes, let's! Can't wait to show you around."

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

“Sweet! Let’s start here in Philadelphia.”

[Jenny Humphrey(parody) @LittlebitchJH]

"We absolutely should hang out & it's a nice little state."

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

“I thought about moving on to Pittsburgh but I’m happy to stay and hang out!”

[Jenny Humphrey(parody) @LittlebitchJH]

"Yeah, haha, it's pretty easy for us to get home. What are you doing after this?"

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@RegalAlana “Take a break, will you? You deserve it.”

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@RegalAlana He gives her a grin.

“I hope you’ve thought about what I said to you. About a better tomorrow. That you’ve done your duty well.

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@RegalAlana —been since our last chat?”

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@RegalAlana “Yeah, that’s completely understandable… Wow, these guys are really stupid.”

He turns to the challengers below.

“Seriously? Go home. Save yourself. You see the victims she’s already piled up.”

He rolls his eyes as he looks back down at her.

“How have you—

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@MellarkPeeta_SC He starts slamming the posts into the ground one by one.

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@theirsuperrgirl

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@theirsuperrgirl He blinks and steps back.

“Okay… So what’s wrong then?”

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

“Ah, but I could be home in seconds after all.”

[Jenny Humphrey(parody) @LittlebitchJH]

"You definitely are a long way from home."

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

“I’m a long way from home it seems… I got bored and decided to fly around.”

[Jenny Humphrey(parody) @LittlebitchJH]

"I'm mary, btw Mary Marvel & I'm from Fawcett city it's in Philadelphia, but I'm currently living at Oxford for college." Mary says, smiling back at him.

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@MellarkPeeta_SC “Alright, let’s get started then!”

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@RegalAlana —that sound was. They were in their super suits when they arrived.

[Jordan Kent (Parody) @ElFamilyValues]

@RegalAlana He and his super dad, super brother, and super cousin covered their ears in pain hearing the noise from the kitchen table. Lois just looked at them in confusion and horror.

The four supers both looked at each other before flying out the front door to go investigate what—