Damian Crawford 🇪🇺

Coach, clean language enthusiast and occasionally Barry Battleheart the Bard 🎸#dnd

[Damian Crawford 🇪🇺 @Elfiggo]

“...as a reminder that you’re not alone.” #hopeshield #takethis #wyrmwoodgaming

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

forceOfHabit https://t.co/JgwFvg9Qpx

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

When you’ve already explained it 3 times over Slack and then you get a Zoom call…

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when you give them free will and they use Microsoft Teams

[TrekCore.com 🖖 @TrekCore]

TODAY IN #StarTrek HISTORY: June 18, 1990

Commander Riker gives the order, in what would become the biggest Trek cliffhanger of all time: "The Best of Both Worlds."

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Fast work but here's the goblin song in Doctor Who but they're all singing Magic Dance and the REAL Goblin King is there. Merry Christmas everyone.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Wow, you wrapped this well!”

Translation: I literally can’t get into this gift. It’s a struggle. Why have you done this?

[Damian Crawford 🇪🇺 @Elfiggo]

@c_combe

[Dave Farley @davefarley77]

I recently talked about User Stories on my YouTube channel, and got asked by several people about how I would deal with "Back End Stories", so here is a thread User stories for "Back End" vs User stories for "Front End"
a #Thread

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[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

We embrace change.

[Work Chronicles @_workchronicles]

Verifying Estimates

[Luciano Mammino 𝕏 Node.js Design Patterns @loige]

Trust me, this is one of the best O RLY books you can find! 📚

[Jeff Gothelf @jboogie]

OKRs and User Story Mapping -- here's how they work together https://t.co/yOSM7GH5md

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Just fucking kill me now https://t.co/obkTEJOOvD

[Damian Crawford 🇪🇺 @Elfiggo]

@skoop @rskuipers @DadaProvider @comference21 I, still to this day, cannot decide if this is the result of a natural 20 or a natural 1 being rolled… 😅

[Melissa Perri @lissijean]

The end of this took me out. #prodmgmt

[Marcin Floryan 🇺🇦❤️, 🌍 🇪🇺🇸🇪🇵🇱🏳️‍🌈 @mfloryan]

"If the train leaves every 5 minutes you don't care about a timetable. If it leaves every 2 days you want to know *exactly* when it leaves"
Great analogy from @hamrin reflecting on planning, estimating and software delivery.

[Damian Crawford 🇪🇺 @Elfiggo]

Currently reading: "Change.: A practitioners guide to Enterprise Agile Coaching". I started it this morning, engaging content, already on chapter 3. 📖 https://t.co/OvatGG0GOw

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– customer
I want…
– self-service checkouts
so that…
– I can experience a seamless, hassle-free che… UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA PLEASE REMOVE THIS ITEM BEFORE CONTINUING OR WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE FROM THE STAFF I AM FAILING TO EFFECTIVELY REPLACE

[Ryan Cavanaugh 👉 searyanc.dev on bsky @SeaRyanC]

Humblebrag: Today I was accused of overestimating the complexity of a software feature, a feat previously unaccomplished in the history of our industry