Elijah Williams

Ruiner. Great at messing up amazing things. Chronically over attached and apologetic. Sorry, and Thnks fr th Mmrs, even if it’s some you hate.

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“And I thank god everyday for the girl he sent my way, but I know the things he gives me, he can take away.
And I hold you every night, and it’s a feeling I wanna get used to. But there’s no man as terrified as the man who stands to lose you….

Oh, I hope I don’t lose you.”

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@GiveMeBanHammer Anything below 0° F, be prepared, and anything over 100° F (more like 95°, depending on humidity), be VERY prepared. Possibly even prepared to stay inside.

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@GiveMeBanHammer The best way I’ve heard it described is Fahrenheit is uses a humans body as a baseline, not water. Humans can withstand temps below 0° C, whereas water will start to freeze, and vise versa with 32° C. It’s more of a 0-100 scale for the human body than it is anything else.

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@wtffolly_ “Prove de algoridum wit de yung eyenstein, yung Sheldon big bang teeerryyyy”🔥

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@messedupfoods Ikyfl😭🤣

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@EnjoyerOfBoobz @porplemenace This is my motivation to stop smoking cigarettes.

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@Formergallion @wtffolly_ Nah fr. Why does this generation shun genuine attraction and shows of affection? I get if someone’s being a creep but from the way I read the post, this isn’t that.

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@RayNarvaezJr @MyraMors Of all the games to introduce it on, this was def a good one😂

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@AntSpeaks “Soccer” comes from a British term that used to denote that you played “association football”, and they would call themselves “soccers” or “a-soccers”, pronounced similarly to the rich kid gang in the outsiders called the “Soc’s”. Eventually, it was shortened to soccer.

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@NoContextHumans Yea yea, sea levels. How about all the land that’s been desiccated so it could be developed? I think that’s a far more important talking point.

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@MrEnlightened9 @realMaalouf There is such a thing as a happy medium

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@killallmenfr @P07D17C The best kind of happiness comes from being with people you enjoy the company of, regardless of what they look like.

Granted, that doesn’t mean every person is a good person. Books have illustrated covers for a reason.

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@elizax650 @SophiaJane99 The size of the hipbones, the shoulders/clavicles, the head shape and the floating rib is more exposed, showing the tendency of the female anatomy to have more inclined ribs and a lower flexion limit than the male ribcage.

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@eurofounder Sat here watching and wondered why the fuck is he ruining an artichoke for no reason, then I read the caption

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@miiagarro Not even worth arguing with someone that has such awful takes, honestly.

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@pityclams As funny as it is, you should watch the South Park episode about it😭

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@makaveri___ @bizagoranaa Honestly you’ve gotta be fucking stupid if you don’t realize this is AI

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@LoreLeo1939 @26ers_bp115 And it’s so fucking stupid that this is the normal now.

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@Mishi_2210 52. 500 divided BY half, not in half, is 500/250+50. Which is 52.

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@Matt_Pinner Matchstick Men

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@Nahchief789 @Vinod_r108 @darealkimoralee Esp something like that, fuck no