Stress Level Midnight

X Sports calls it Extreme Emoting. My doctor calls it depression. 26. Director/Actor. Ares- no seriously, I’m Ares, God of War. Probs rushing to get somewhere.

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

In high school my church had a "Purity Conference", essentially shaming kids into abstinence. The only thing I remember is the speaker telling us if we were ever getting to Hot and Heavy for Jesus with a girl, to lick her, and that'd kil the mood.

So far, that has not worked.

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

It’s called muscle fibers you dunce. Have you never seen a visualized image of muscle tissue used to educate middle schoolers on basic biology?

[M... @100ItsLevel]

I'm fairly certain 3D printed "chicken" is already on Walmart's shelves.

Real chicken doesn't have a gill-like texture.

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

I actually look forward to his review, not because I think it’ll have any merit. But simply because it’ll be like the time in high school when that bitch kid peer reviews the project that obviously outshines his own.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

[sinna nasseri @strangevictory_]

Nathan for Us

[RTL3 @RussellLatshaw]

Choosing to interpret this as Godzilla and Kong don't cross picket lines

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Everyday the writers continue to prove why they’re in the right… this is fucking foul

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

@NickAdamsinUSA Simping for trump, how alpha male of you.

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

- Destroyed the Jedi Order
- Anger issues (needs therapy)
- Kills younglings
- Hunted displaced Jedis for years
- Couldn’t even clap Palpatine
- Hates sand and tropical vacations

We sure about this???

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Dave Filoni says Anakin Skywalker is 'the greatest Jedi of all time'

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

I want this movie to be good, but last time we heard “believe the hype” was the flash. And the hype was not believable.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The first reactions to Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie are calling it “an instant classic” and “visual masterpiece.”

“Believe the hype. Greta Gerwig is 3 for 3.”

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Remember when there was sexual abuse allegations about an actor on Army of the Dead, and they just went and replaced him with Tig Notaro, which took quite a bit of effort and post-production. I'm not saying they should've replaced Ezra Miller with Tig Notaro

But it was an option

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

@JoeyMannarinoUS @AOC Weird shit like this is what got me to question conservative logic in high school. Grow up dude, this is isn’t the hot take you think it is and it’s embarrassing from all viewing angles.

[Bea 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

Y’know what app wouldn’t limit the amount of posts you can see

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

@BatmanArkham I’m scared to check the sub Reddit.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Indiana has a law that divests state funds from companies that boycott Israel.

It was signed by Mike Pence.

[Stress Level Midnight @EliBerke]

@benshapiro You mean this flag?

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Not one American soldier fought and bled for this flag. Not one American taxpayer paid taxes to the government of this flag. Not one law has been passed under a government elected under under this flag. The ideological coup is complete.

[Phetasy Review @PhetasyR]

This you?