Eli Coene

[Claret & Blue @ClaretBluePod]

"Lads, I'm gonna have to interrupt you here... Man United are in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans" might be the worst thing @johntownley11 has ever said on a live podcast. #AVFC

[NepentheZ @NepentheZ]

Little known facts,

Donald Trump once faced off against Pele in the world cup back in 1970 - and although Pele scored 4 goals, Trump expressed how after scoring 19 goals in that same tournament Pele told him he was a great striker. The greatest, some might say - and when the US National team won the World Cup in 1970, the only reason Muller won the Ballon d'Or over Trump was due to Joe Biden rigging the votes.

Or something. I don't know.

[Anna Roos @la_vie_en_roos]

#BELSEN
Filip Joos om de 10 seconden:

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Every match day, Casemiro asks his son what celebration he wants him to do if he scores.

He does not care about aura one bit.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Call it off, the tweet of the summer competition has been won.

[British Intel @TheBritishIntel]

🇬🇧 WATCH: Jeremy Clarkson’s new Hawkstone advert is now airing during World Cup coverage.

It’s a brilliant advert that shines a spotlight on Britain’s hard-working farmers.

Get well soon, @JeremyClarkson

Credit @RealHawkstone

[WBA The Rainbow Stand 𓅪 @TheRainbowStand]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Anyone interested in a private flight for 5 to Dallas with us for Englands opener against Croatia? Looking for 3 more.

DM me.

Leaving 10pm tonight, few beers, watch the game & head home Saturday eve.

Preferably someone with a private jet & tickets, otherwise we can't go.

[Eli Coene @EliCoene]

@FabrizioRomano @LeroyDeltour

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

I told my daughter she had to pay $400 a month to live at home after college. She thought I was being hard on her. Paid it every month without complaint. Never missed once.

Two years later she moved out. I handed her an envelope. $9,600. Every dollar she ever paid me. Plus a little extra.

She cried. I told her that was her security deposit, first month, and emergency fund.

She thought I was punishing her. I was preparing her.

She’s a very happy young woman.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Igor Thiago hadn’t seen his mum in over a year… and ESPN surprised him with this reunion. ❤️

The moment he saw her again completely broke him — and honestly, it broke us too. 🥹😭

Just beautiful.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[York City FC @YorkCityFC]

🇪🇸 Just a quick heads up...

As well as the players, EVERY club employee is going to Ibiza.

The club shop and offices will be shut until Wednesday morning.

We will see you then! 🤣

#YCFC🔴🔵

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

What is this edit 😭😭😭

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA

Straight out of a movie 😳

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Wayne Rooney: "Louis van Gaal, I love this man he's so funny."

"We had like a lunch and all the players' wives were there, the children too. He sees my wife and remember this is the first time he sees her, he walks up to her and says: "Your children, they look very much like their father."

My wife goes: "Yeah."

And he went: "He has VERY STRONG SPERM!"

"First time he meet her!" 😂

— @BBC

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

Man literally told the fans:

"I'm about to hit the SIUUU, do it with me"😂😂

https://t.co/ZLQtqC58uW

[Michael Van Vaerenbergh @mvanvaerenbergh]

An original is worth more than a copy

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Sunderland fans in a pub celebrating their 90th minute winner vs Newcastle 🤩�