Elida VanSledright

I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living makes a name.

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

The fact that the Ravens haven't been called for holding yet this game is so wild.

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

I went to the gym so I would feel better about eating protein pancakes but now I'm too tired to make protein pancakes.

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@avansledright "ow, my foot"
Me: "well you're taking up two thirds of the couch"
@avansledright " I'm two thirds bigger than you"
😂😂😂

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@ErewhonMarket please save all the girlies in Chicago and open a location here 😭

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

as someone who finds meaning through the purchase of overpriced and overly marketed snack foods i am personally devastated by this foxtrot news

[anna @twtrlssanna]

anyone wanna dumpster dive behind the foxtrot after work tn

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@avansledright 😑😑😑😑

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

Not only did I sign up for two workout classes today but I was accidentally 40 minutes early to one today. Why am I like this?

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@avansledright It's a hot dog.

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

This feels like home 🥰

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@HayleyLerg That's all I ever want in life 😂

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

Wanna know what's one of the best feelings out there? Unsubscribing from a bunch of marketing emails. Irony? Yeah, I know her.

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@HayleyLerg @avansledright 😂😂😂 daaats meeeee

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

Time for those makeup calls reffies! #ramspleasewin

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Damar Hamlin FaceTimed into our team meeting today to talk to players and coaches.

What he said to the team: “Love you boys.” ❤️

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

Brings me so much joy to see my friends rooting for Croatia 😭 this will be an emotional one!

[Chris Perfett @chrisperfett]

TJ Hockenson really had to sit on the opposing sideline as Penei Sewell played TE for the Detroit Lions

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Jesus fuck why am i 95 now

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

Whoa.

[Elida VanSledright @ElidaVanSleds]

@HayleyLerg Omg! This has been happening so much in Chicago too! Ahh! I guess there's a catalytic converter protector you can get?