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@mekelmakesmusic You literally told me to bring it

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@carson_bassett_ Why am I like this

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I am the powerhouse of the cell

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@CrogMatterson and I are like a married couple that have been married too long

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I hate when bands sell out and use notes

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Anywhere is a drive through if you go fast enough

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Look out for Peno

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6 days and 90 hours of recording later, I just asked the server at subway for a 12 foot long

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“It’s 04:04, sleep not found”

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Went to KFC, here are the final statistics:

63% chance I ate a rat

99% chance the gravy came from another dimension

42% chance the fries were made from a Mr. Potato Head

87% chance the salad was grown in Chernobyl

13/10 would recommend for untimely demise

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High concept

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@aidannandrews @nqoanbassett @carson_bassett_

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Cracking open the fabric of reality with the boys

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“Poop is funny”
~@carson_bassett_

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“I wish we had a police sketch artist so I could better describe the thick man”
~@carson_bassett_

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“I got banned from twitter cause I followed three million people” ~@nqoanbassett

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@domlyricbot It’s my alter ego

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Know your birds

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@jackantonoff @sotcfestival @daysormay please