Eli Gaugush

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

I actually don’t want to see a basement loser’s opinion about when a female congressman should have kids

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

I personally wouldn't find it "humiliating" if the US were to withdraw our military from around Iran & lift sanctions. I do find it humiliating that we massacred 120 schoolchildren & no one in the US political system cares or will do anything about it. https://t.co/nZvSVc3Kwg

[Eli Gaugush @EliGaugush]

@hotdamhistorian Mostly it’s just super touristy, expensive and covered in horseshit. He could have also been talking about the policy conference that happens on the island.

[violeta ognianova ikonomova @violetikon]

and the politicians said no one wants to defund police

[Littol Clee 🧡🖤 Blair 🖤🤍 @CleeWeezy]

i dont liek , penis coladas

[Eli Gaugush @EliGaugush]

@nickrmanes Or the rate of inflation, whichever is less

[Eli Gaugush @EliGaugush]

@WWFerguson2 Lansing.

[Matt Duss @mattduss]

Trump gave a speech in May 2025 calling the neocons a bunch of idiots and then he launched a war they advocated to definitively demonstrate that.

[babka @babiebabka]

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[Eli Gaugush @EliGaugush]

Until a few years ago I thought kiwis made everyone’s mouths tingly.

[a prednisone hate account @vvictorman_uel]

As a child I thought kiwis had the coolest taste to them. Hot. Spicy. Electrifying my mouth. I loved them.

I tried eating them again after a few years and realized Oh No

[We Good in the North @WWFerguson2]

Abolish East Lansing; I am so serious. lol East Lansing, we are here in Lansing waiting to welcome you with open arms if you want to join us.

Headlines just from this evening:

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Most important quote about politics in the last 15 years

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

It is Monday and Oven Paul is still trapped in the dreaded Whirlpool dimension. He has been enjoying the uncooked penne noodle I shoved into the void under the oven but those joys are short lived as he still needs to escape. They are trying to make him pay oven taxes now. Evil.

[Mark Brewer @MarkBrewerDems]

“Planned Parenthood once had a fighter in Gov. Whitmer. This time she folded” https://t.co/YEyleb6QiD

[Foucault's Pendejo @boulvetardier]

@AliceFromQueens The funniest contradiction in modern self-mythology is watching the rich speak like Calvinists at funerals and John Galt at brunch. Every misfortune is serenely surrendered to fate. The trust fund, however is earned.

[Simon Mahan @SimonMahan]

It's true, there are more GW of gas *planned* in 2030 than renewables. But 2031, 2032 give you hints on why.

Renewables get built quick. Ain't no one announcing projects beyond 2-3 yrs. Prices drop too quick.

Another chart angle: gas struggling to ramp up w/in 5 yrs.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Ratio

[Eli Gaugush @EliGaugush]

@Bort_1984 @DynataGlobal ... why did they feel the need to specify "good" and "hard"?

[Eli Gaugush @EliGaugush]

@MeditronS Plus side is I am pretty sure that Duggan being on the ballot will lead to an Oakland County Republican wipe out.