ElijahJamesOConnell

don’t jump to any conclusions now

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it just processed in my brain that it is december

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hi my name is elijah i say happy birthday to people a day in advance on purpose

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homework you say? how about clean my entire room in anticipation

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hello junkyard im back to take more of your car parts

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@samburch08 too late i already called your dad

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@AtDaveKinney dune again my bet

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one form of psychological warfare would be taking a screenshot of months old snapchat conversations without context

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i base my enjoyment of a whole tune on the first 4 seconds of listening to a song. anyway here’s wonderwall

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@musculareryn welcome to the snoozers club

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i made a promise to clean my room

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@thepeecaptain welcome to the jungle

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if only you’d known that the ability to smell candles would be taken away exactly one month after the conception of this tweet

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the secret to being productive is *scented candles*

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@thepeecaptain i just got new bootsies

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@AtDaveKinney #college

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i sneeze periodically to keep people on their toes

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@musculareryn robert j oppenheimer

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@musculareryn am become eryn destroyer of worlds

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where did you find fluorescent orange paper for this stats worksheet

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engineering class kind of slapped today

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engineering class slapped today