Eli Kwake

AuDHD, dyslexic, stubborn AF, they/he, writer, musician. Follow me for random puns. #WritingCommunity Buy me a Ko-Fi!

[Eli Kwake @EliKwake]

My name is Eli Kwake and I’m an #AuDHD author! For the next 32 days I will be introducing y’all to my books, myself, and my brand. I’m doing this because I have a book coming out on March 3rd and who better to tell about it than my fellow AuDHD #Queerdo #writing peeps?

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Yeah I’m out

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@CKnightWrites Be weird with you? Is there another way to be? My weirdness dial seems to go from “weird” to “okay that’s not funny anymore” and also it doesn’t stay where I put it

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I wonder what Twitter’s evil overlord broke this time

Gifs down for anyone else?

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For $5/month, you can help me:

• start chemo regimen for autoimmune disease & cancer
• get physical therapy & save for surgery on my spine & hips
• get all my meds every month
• go to the cardiologist (potentially save for that surgery too)

AND lots of cool stuff for you!

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@choochoobear Lort. Would you like someone to buy you a pizza or something? Probably not me, I’m broke, but there’s probably someone else who would.

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I had a month from hell, it literally tried to kill me a couple times and I decided to celebrate living by publishing my serial on Kindle Vella and let me tell you I am so successful I think a whole no one has read the first chapter

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What part of my being an AuDHD poster child makes you think I can be trusted to remember that I need to eat if I want to be functional?

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@authfelixgraves MmHMM.

Yeah, I am not calling it that.

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Available now on a Kindle Vella near you!

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@CKnightWrites I mean. Prove him wrong? 🤷

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@CKnightWrites That was me last night. I took something like 30 or 40 mg. It was fun! I wouldn’t have done it if I hadn’t been in all of the pain, but damn if I didn’t sleep well anyway

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@mookiebean It changed for me this morning and now I feel dirty

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@CKnightWrites I'll try for about 2k maybe? I'm still in recovery from the two weeks that tried to kill me, so maybe taking it semi-easy is wise

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@CKnightWrites But your lap is comfy!

(note: I have no evidence to support this, but Bear seems to think that anyway)

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@authfelixgraves That doesn’t sound good for your bits tbh, probably for the better. Does sound like a great fanfic though

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@That_DeAngelo If you get another, hit me up.

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@choochoobear I have a really random question for you (I hope):

Do you have a Discord server?

If the answer is "yes but you can't have the link for privacy reasons" that is COMPLETELY understandable

If "no," is it because of the same reason you don't want forums? Cause valid.

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@CKnightWrites Pebbles is such a sweeeeetie

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@amandapalmer I cannot express in words how much I need hugs. Two days ago I was completely nonverbal because of a panic attack possibly induced by a seizure

I'm not dying

I'm not okay