Eli McCormick

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

I’ll settle for a shower beer

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Somebody get me a electrolytes

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Oh man...day 4 of spring break at 23 is catching up. Crikey.

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Can you please coexist in the other lane? Thanks cy@.

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

@klara_sjo @Daniel_cham

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Bartender: what are you having?
Me: Can I get two naps, and a full night sleep? I’ll start a tab.

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Country rooooooooooooooads #keepitgoing

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Just saw a petition to impeach our orange homie in office. Weird times.

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Welcome to Illinois, where the left side of your yard is a blizzard the right farthest corner is a tornado and your patio is a SAUNA!!!!!!!!!

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Rest easy Rosie. Getting extra tired of making these posts. Like I said, hold those you love close to you and don’t close your heart to others who are different. They may become a good friend. Brandon Rose 🌹

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Rest In Peace my friend, Jake Potts
Hold those near you close. Love everyone as family. Hard seeing so many go too soon lately.

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Sweatpants at the bar like whats good

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Not exactly how I pictured tonight to go but awayyyyyyy we go!!!

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

I’m shook

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

Late term abortions now legalized in NY, in which a fully formed ~6lb child is poisoned to death. God forgive us for being a country that celebrates infanticide.

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

@JPenndude Preach

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@Sarah_Molinar I keep forgetting I went to college and have to pay for it

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Cody Parkey, my dude, that ain’t it chief. 😂

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Indiana Jones lookin saucy. #tweetlikeadad

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Much wow been a minute since I’ve been on the twittersphere

[Eli McCormick @ElimmcCormick]

Only thing IT was missing was the orgy for Georgie at the end...#books