📖 𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓱84 📖 🧡

NO DM - Autrice des Jumeaux roses

[📖 𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓱84 📖 🧡 @Elinh_84]

Bon et bien, voilà. Je suis officiellement autrice depuis aujourd'hui...
C'est seulement sur kindle pour le moment mais c'est déjà ça.
https://t.co/DnkzdJSIld

#livre #litterature #fiction #auteur #amazon #Kindle

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

the everyday visit from the neighbours cat

[🇫🇷 fred le gaulois 🇫🇷 Uniondesdroites 🐱🐱 @FredGaulois]

Je remets ça là ⤵️

[Mossad Customer Support @LionOfJudahX]

Dutch nurse in hijab: “Nothing belongs to you… I’m giving Zionists an extra injection as a nurse specialist. Letting them go to heaven 😇”
Max exposes her. Less than 24 hours later it’s all over Dutch news 🇳🇱🚨
Now she’s under investigation: “It wasn’t me! Someone impersonated me! I actually love Jews! No problem with Israel!”
Meanwhile the screenshots of her full comments are still sitting there like 🤡
A nurse who openly brags about murdering Jewish patients has no place near a syringe.
Share. Tag the authorities. Demand justice.
Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱🔥
#AmYisraelChai

[FRANÇAIS TOUT SIMPLEMENT 👁 @NorbertNoguera]

AVONS NOUS UN INTÉRÊT QUELCONQUE !?

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

no se si echarle sal o agua bendita

[Francesco 🇮🇹 @SaP011]

You won’t believe the absolute madness of Italian justice system.

Desiree Mariottini was drugged, gang-raped and left to die by a group of African immigrants. Her family received a mere €75,000 in compensation, to be divided among her next of kin.

Mario Roggero defended himself in his jewellery store after six violent robberies. He killed two of the robbers and wounded a third. The criminals’ families were awarded almost €800,000.

[📖 𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓱84 📖 🧡 @Elinh_84]

@Bexxy__19 Je follow pour avoir la suite de l'histoire.
Jusqu'où ira Gerald ?

[Bexxy @Bexxy__19]

UPDATE ON GERALD AND THE CROW SITUATION:

Things have escalated.

I repeat.

THINGS HAVE FUCKING ESCALATED.

For those of you just joining us, yesterday I accidentally entered into diplomatic relations with a gang of crows after Gerald stole my good spoon.

Well.

This morning I walked outside and Gerald was waiting for me.

Alone.

Standing directly in the middle of my driveway.

No screaming.

No hopping around.

Just staring at me like a tiny feathered loan shark who had come to collect.

I said, “Morning, Gerald.”

He tilted his head.

I gave him a walnut.

He did not eat it.

Instead, this motherfucker picked it up, walked three steps to the left, PUT IT DOWN, and stared at me again.

Message received.

The offering was insufficient.

So I went back inside and got more walnuts.

When I returned…

THERE WERE NINE CROWS.

Nine.

Yesterday there were seven.

Gerald is fucking recruiting.

And they were arranged in a SEMICIRCLE.

This isn’t a bird friendship anymore.

I’m funding organized crime.

I distributed the walnuts because apparently I pay protection money now.

Everything seemed fine until one of the smaller crows tried taking two.

Gerald immediately screamed at him.

The little one dropped the second walnut.

I have accidentally created an economy.

Gerald controls distribution.

There’s a hierarchy.

There are consequences.

I’m pretty sure I witnessed a disciplinary hearing before breakfast.

Then Gerald flew away.

I thought we were done.

WE WERE NOT DONE.

Twenty minutes later I looked outside and there was something sitting where Gerald had been standing.

A bottle cap.

A shiny rock.

And…

MY FUCKING SPOON.

HE RETURNED THE SPOON.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I believe we have successfully negotiated a trade agreement.

Unfortunately, there is now a crow sitting on my mailbox.

So I still cannot get my fucking mail.

I tried approaching.

He puffed up.

I backed away.

That mailbox belongs to the organization now.

At this point I’m just a tenant.

Anyway, Gerald has officially been promoted to General Gerald, Commander of the Driveway, First of His Name, Keeper of the Good Spoon, Lord of the Power Line, Collector of Walnuts, and Regional Manager of Whatever The Fuck Is Happening Here.

I’ll keep everyone updated.

But if I suddenly stop posting…

Gerald found out I told you.

[FranceUnie 🇫🇷 @FranceSouvUnie]

🔴 FLASH - Mumbai 🇮🇳 — En 2050, la population de l'Inde devrait atteindre environ 1,7 milliard d'habitants.
Il faut envoyer urgemment Marine Tondelier et Sandrine Rousseau sur place…
(©️ mizbankhan401)

[Bastion @BastionMediaFR]

‼️🇫🇷 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 — Les données fiscales sensibles de plus de 678 000 personnes auraient été dérobées après une cyberattaque visant le site des impôts français.

Un cybercriminel affirme avoir infiltré des serveurs internes de la DGFiP et récupéré 678 438 lignes de données avant que son accès ne soit interrompu.

L’échantillon publié contient notamment des identifiants fiscaux, noms, dates et lieux de naissance, adresses, revenus fiscaux de référence, taux de prélèvement à la source, situations familiales, numéros de téléphone et adresses e-mail.

La fuite daterait du 26 juin et les données seraient désormais mises en vente sur un forum cybercriminel.

(Sources : @seblatombe / @Frenchbreaches)

[Bastion @BastionMediaFR]

‼️🇫🇷 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 — Une nouvelle ATTAQUE AU COUTEAU a eu lieu à Épinal.

Un homme armé d’un long couteau a voulu s’en prendre à des passants et aux pompiers, qui ont finalement réussi à le maîtriser.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Archaeologists found the oldest evidence of Christianity in Northern Europe.

A silver amulet, buried with a man between 230 and 270 AD.

Scientists used CT scanning to digitally unroll the scroll and it said: “Holy, holy, holy! In the name of Jesus Christ, Son of God.”

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

Losing your fur baby is one of the most heartbreaking things to go through. Their passing takes a piece of your heart with them. 💔I’ve lost many in my lifetime, but I wouldn’t change a thing.
And there might come a time that you’ll be ready to open your heart again 💝 🐾

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Les jeunes ne pourront jamais comprendre la haine et la rage contenu dans cette image ...

[Alpha Wolf 🐺 @Crazyunfill94]

In Munich, Germany, a 25-year-old Afghan refugee named Farhad Nuri deliberately drove his car into a trade union rally in February 2025.

In that attack, a 2-year-old girl and her 37-year-old mother were killed, and more than 40 people were injured.

After the attack, he shouted “Allahu Akbar.”

The court found that he carried out the attack out of religious motivation.

In August 2026, the court sentenced him to life imprisonment.

[Collectif Némésis @Coll_Nemesis]

En Seine-Saint-Denis, 1 femme sur 10 est excisée. Mais d’où nous viennent ces pratiques barbares ?

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🇺🇸🐻 INSOLITE | À Los Angeles, un homme a retrouvé un ours dans sa piscine en train de s’y rafraîchir pour échapper aux fortes chaleurs.