Eli Orms

Professional Texan

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@fatherrjonn Same

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Anyone else get logged out of their Spotify?

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@fatherrjonn

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@40oz_Goose

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@fatherrjonn Here’s to womens underwear, it ain’t the best thing in the world but it’s right down there next to it

[tristan @tristan_ordaz_]

i just miss marketplace🥺

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I’ve had nothing but iPhone since the 3GS and have yet to be impressed or thrilled by a new iPhone since then, but the 13 is fuckin money man. Probably just cause I’m coming from a xs but I love it.

[Kade Wilcox @Kade8]

If you haven’t worked all year don’t light a grill on Labor Day. This holiday isn’t for you. Grab a hot pocket

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@elonmusk Y’all hirin’?

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@imsofaygo Good observation

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William H Macy (Frank Gallagher) is the narrator of Curious George. You’re welcome

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So the system does work

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Bae why it smell like badussy?

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When Deadpool said “Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.” I felt that

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I promise I’m not compensating for something...

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Oregon trail is on Apple Arcade and this is all I’ve ever wanted

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It’s finally happening. May the best josh win

[Yousef Nasser @YousefNasserTV]

The #JoshFight has begun. This is absolute mayhem!