Elisse Woelfel

Practicing law, life, and low carb.

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

While driving my kiddo home:
10 year-old: Wow! They're really coming along with redoing that marijuana house.
Me: No, Honey, it's was a meth house, not marijuana.

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

First score of the game!! #LiveInTheRed

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Photo bombed 💣 #LiveInTheRed

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Just a little Sunday afternoon hockey! 🏒 #LiveInTheRed

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Hockey day with the kids. 🏒 #LiveInTheRed

[WFAA @wfaa]

NEW TONIGHT: Gov. Abbott's appeal to strike down Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins’ executive order mandating masks in schools and business has been denied by the 5th Court of Appeals Friday evening. https://t.co/9DwuLsC98W

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Drinking wine, learning English, surviving a global pandemic, and still smiling! #COVID19

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

@JudgeFergusonTX @familylawSBOT @TexasBarCLE You need to lobby for those presenter hours! 😉

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

@JudgeFergusonTX @familylawSBOT @TexasBarCLE Thank you, Judge! The information was great and very helpful without the hours, but I'm always looking for extra hours to maintain my State Bar College membership! ⚖

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Learning from one of the BEST at Natinal Family Law Institute with @JusticeGuzman !

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

Texas Tech cancels classes Monday night, Tuesday due to National Championship game https://t.co/HTqBYuSzSl

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Always proud to be a Red Raider! #TTU #TexasTech #Lubbock #RaiderPower

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

A beautiful day in Antigua brought to us by @RoyalCaribbean via Freedom of the Seas. @antiguabarbuda

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

@emilymiskel I bring mommies and daddies to @emilymiskel to fight. 🙄

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

The free press and attorneys have a lot in common. Both keep people and businesses accountable. Both seek the truth. Both spin facts to their own advantage. And people love to hate them until they need them or agree with them. #attorneys #lawyers #FreePress #News #Evidence

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Cold night, warm cat and lap. #calico #mycat

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

Me: It's cold outside. Look at all these nice sweaters, long sleeve shirts, jackets, and jeans I bought you!
My 6th grade son: Nah, I'm gonna wear this Buc-ee's t-shirt and windpants with holes in the knees to school. #boymom #tween #MiddleSchool #TooCoolToBeWarm

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

@Alan_Watson_ @TheVeggieMD @stuberk625 I'm sorry you're paid to be in denial. If you want more evidence check out the work and writings of DOCTORS Tim Noakes, Jason Fung, or Stephen Phinney. I'm done here. Peace to you.

[Elisse Woelfel @ElisseLaw]

@Alan_Watson_ @TheVeggieMD @stuberk625 A lot of women get pregnant when there are major snow storms that shut down cities. So snow storms and cold weather are what CAUSE preganancy, right? Let's make a graph and sell that as science too!