Eli

Be happy, and the reason will appear

[Eli @EliStarks]

Cartagena is always a vibe 🇨🇴

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and not immigrants.

[LN1 @yaffaweya]

monaco deadass is not a real place wtf

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

Mark my words. This is a lead-up to him eliminating Juneteenth and MLK Day as Federal Holidays.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

How in the fuck were 163 kids missing at the same time & it wasn't on all the network national news programs every single night ???

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

They just rescued 163 kidnapped kids in underground cages with duct tape over their mouths from a human trafficking ring in Florida and it hasn’t been on the news once because it’s 3 white maga Christian dudes that ran it. Take all the time you need with that one

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.

[Simo Häyhä @geovapc]

Mejor de ahí se daña, gracias siempre por la distinción @ElCentelField @Thehooksteak Los Inversionistas se sintieron como en casa con esa fiesta

[ElCentelField @ElCentelField]

🎂 FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS @geovapc!! 😂🔥

Y BIENVENIDO AL CENTEL FIELD, @EliStarks !! 🗣️⚾️
Te bautizamos de una vez en YANKEES 🆚 BOSTON… aquí no hay período de prueba 😂😂😂

The Hooksteakhouse puso la carne 🥩🔥
Boston puso las víctimas 😭😂
Y el CenteL Field puso el DESORDEN!! 🗣️🔥🔥
¡SUBEEEEEEE! 😂⚾️🥩 @Thehooksteak

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We just want them to come legally”

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Being a millennial is making 4 times what my parents made but somehow lowkey effectively poorer than them lmao

[Eli @EliStarks]

@OnlyInBOS This list is not all-encompassing. Joanie’s in Chelmsford got an 8.4. Garlic Breath in Andover got an 8.1.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Imagine using a horse for all transportation in the big 2026 😭

FCC is gatekeeping

[kurt hummel 🐈‍⬛ @y2kyves]

she locked the fuck in Omg crazy360

[Eli @EliStarks]

@ochocinco You know ball. 🔥🇩🇴

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[T❍MMY @DoctorTomee]

Millennials:

[Eli @EliStarks]

@deebayleaf The future is in good hands.

[Eli @EliStarks]

@geovapc 🤣🤣🤣

[Eli @EliStarks]

@cardenas1811 @Duarys @geovapc @elihenriquezf Recreating it soon 😎🙌🏽

[Eli @EliStarks]

@Duarys @cardenas1811 @geovapc @elihenriquezf