You fit just de make she put snacks for your mouth.
Or make she fight you cos she no hear from you.
You drop two chat lines she don drop 5 lines
Conversation de flow like menstrual period
Her hand go suddenly be like magnet. Always touching body.
She go use food finish you
Skincare na water
Nothing like stinginess. She ready spend.
Life soft.
You go dress up make you commot, she go come dey make minor adjustments for your face and pick small small things commot from your beards.
You go just dey casually gist am how project wey you dey do dey drain your funds, next thing you don receive heavy alert with caption “my own little contribution, please manage”.
Una go dey waka for public place, next thing she don grab your arm make she dey close to you.
You go commot like this, she go send you text ask you wetin you go like chop before you come back.
You go just dey house like this, next thing she don tie wrapper wey don lose something thickness dey waka for your front dey shake bumbum.
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