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"@CNN: Detroit Pistons' new star @RoloStaySmooth has been arrested for attempting to break into a jail to free his "homie""

Ha.

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Bye.

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Fuck you. @nyknicks @Lakers @DetroitPistons

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Who are we anymore?

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.@Jakarfluorblayescence has signed with the @Lakers 4yr/168.09M deal.

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.@RoloStaySmooth is joining the @DetroitPistons on a 4yr/$168.09M deal.

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Scooby Watkins and Kit Kat Jackson have left for the @nyknicks
Scooby signed a 3yr/$117.49M deal and Kit Kat signed a 4yr/$168.09M deal

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With the 3rd overall pick, your Pelicans select PF Edgar Mayo (University of Miami)

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The greatest PF of all time has announced his retirement.
@MirrorgrippinThaSteel55, we thank you.
#MirrogrippinThaTrophy #HOF

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Four games, four triple-doubles from @Scoob and he is your NBA Finals MVP!!
#ScoobyDoobyDoo

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NBA Champs!
@KitKatJack and @Scoob both finish with Triple-Doubles!
33, 10, 12 for KJ and 22, 12, 12 for Scooby

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Sweeeeeeeep!

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The Washington Wizards' Roster is as follows: J. Wall, Q. Reynolds, M. Jordan, A. Davis, S. O'Neal, A. Iverson, T. Duncan, Frobe Bryant

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NBA Finals... It's time.

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.@KitKatJack's 39 points are enough to help our Pelicans defeat the Clippers. Pelicans advance to the Conference Finals.

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First Round of the @NBA Playoffs in the books!
Pelicans bury Mavericks 136-78. Pelicans advance to the Semi-Finals to face the @LAClippers

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At the end of the season

PPG: 137.7
OPPG: 90.4
That's nearly a 50-point victory every game! #PelicanNation

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All-Defensive 1st Team
G- @Scoob
G- @KitKatJack
F- @RoloStaySmooth
F- @MirrorgrippinThaSteel55
C- @Jakarfluorblayescence
#WhoGotThatGoodD

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All-NBA 1st Team
G- @Scoob
G- James Harden
F- @RoloStaySmooth
F- @MirrorgrippinThatSteel55
C- @Jakarfluorblayescence

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ROY- @Scoob
DPOY- @RoloStaySmooth
COTY- Monty "Python" Williams
#FlyPelicans #82andOhDontDoIt #Yah #OhMyGah