Eli Alexander Clark

My Verbal Diarrhea.

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I don’t think I can vote for somebody who fired @tomgreenlive

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@GinoSgamby @joshuadylann @MikeTyson says drink warm water

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@dayseeker You guys deserve endless headliners

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People who RT p*rn can’t be real people.

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@tellesmith Bucees > Wawa > Sheetz > Loves > TA

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@marknorm Many many pipes

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8 Billion worldwide population is great but did you hear @TURNSTILEHC got grammy nominated?

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@daysevermore TL;DR

tell me you don’t know what a 360 deal is without telling me you don’t know what a 360 deal is.

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@daysevermore IF you’re an actual fan, it’ll display by you cutting out corporate middlemen and handing the merch person money by hand and tipping them during VIP/M&G. Personal experience, there is no better way to support artists than that.

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@daysevermore This kind of platform that you don’t care if anyone dislikes will kill even some of the better grossing artists touring livelihood because “you dont see a better way”

covid already fucked things up and you just want more for yourself, greedy consumerism.

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@daysevermore How about no. That means that Ticketmaster as well as Apple Music and Spotify and now YouTube which is Google to have a cut of every bands VIP tickets. This means your favorite bands who already make at best 15% of albums sold/streamed get more money taken out of their pocket.

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@Skyduck64 Evolved Pokémon

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Year all forms of slavery were banned in Tennessee: 2022
https://t.co/0uGHtoNF80

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The dark ages but with Wi-Fi

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@Spotify That music shouldn’t be free.

Her catalog removal from spotify in 2014 practically gave me a career for a couple years, tyvm.

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@BadMedicalTakes Its RAG weed. RAGweed.

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@tellesmith @ChrisIsaak

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@CloserToMitch Why would anyone want to hear NINE albums of that?

To quote the great George Mallory “Because its there.”

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Don’t trust men who trick you into looking down when they’re doing something you’d be outraged at if you looked up.

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@tylerpotatochip you mean the big guitarists?