Eli

Fun fact: I am the exact same height as a tree that is 5'8'' tall.

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@H0FF11 Did you see that Brady Subway commercial?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

18 U.S. Code § 2384 - Seditious conspiracy

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@AndrewENorri

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@Pacduneslooper @netw3rk As a fan of the series, episode two was the worst one, while 4-5 were my favorites. I think it's worth sticking with

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Hey @BenLindbergh just randomly read your article on Juan Pierre and Adam Dunn, awesome piece and a cool idea!

https://t.co/x6wjcVCwBj

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@TrevWall @taylorlovaas I know you love the claws

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@UncleBlazer damn I don't know why everyone is being so mean to you in these comments. You're the best, man!

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@kateglenn I lov season two because it shows more perpesfivd@@#

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

bae: come over
Pop: can't I'm busy
bae: I'm a skilled international player likely to be available in the 2nd round of the NBA draft
Pop:

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@DjackyBoy9 hey, man. He could of been. His dad and "others" are in it.

[Mark Titus @clubtrillion]

What a wild night of #sports. Anyone know of a site where I can read about all that's happened?

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@DjackyBoy9 come on, man...

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"Dude, if I wanted to streak right now, I totally could." - @nlckyj

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Doesn't it always go like this?

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At the Royalton bar for the second night in a row...post-grad life really isn't what I expected.

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Take a guess: What's playing on the Royalton bar's tv right now, Fear Factor or the NBA Conference Finals? (Hint: it's Fear Factor)

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Some of these people I haven't seen ever, the others I've seen too much #FAMSAK

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Studying and got sidetracked by @JeffBuckley. The 90's really had great music.
https://t.co/FdUgQStQZY

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@Jenna_Weber on a Friday too. "Hey! People are sleeping in this college town!!!"

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@nlckyj I'm sorry, nicky. It was a terrible game to be at :(