me about my dog: my ride or die, number one, throw myself into the sun for them
my dog: i would run off with your murderer if they presented me with a cheez it cracker
I think I’m happiest for Smokey X. He’s served since 2013, this is his final season of duty before retirement, and he’s never had a Vol victory against Bama in his lifetime. He’s the goodest boi and he deserved this win.
Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids