☆Elizabeth☆

My Twitter is dedicated to all the things I can’t post on Facebook or Instagram.

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Citrus & Salt 🍹

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

If you could give someone only one recommendation where to go for cocktails in Massachusetts, where are you telling them to go?

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Got a message from a guy I have not spoken to since high school (13+ yrs ago) @ 6:42am saying, “I still have a crush on you.” SIR, you got expelled for pooping in a vending machine!!! 🤯💩

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

July 5th will forever be the anniversary of the worst hangover I’ve ever had

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If I called people out back in the day like I do now ………… I don’t know that I’d be better off but I’d have some more funny stories

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

This is the worst news I could’ve gotten. I will not choose other flavors to enjoy.

[AHA Sparkling Water @drinkaha]

@so_cal_lemon We appreciate your support. Unfortunately the caffeinated AHA flavors have been discontinued, but we hope one of our other flavor pairings, including our two newest, can satisfy your taste buds: https://t.co/W8TQxSNSam

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

All I wanted to do yesterday night was watch the new episode of below deck. Stupid me was convinced it was Monday and I had to wait a day…. I didn’t and that was my first thought when I realized it was Wednesday today

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Wow @peacock those two really seem the same…..

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The only thing I respect about Charles and Camilla is love is stronger than looks #TeamDiana

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Oh shoot.

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Today I asked a guest if they were looking for the “Tamara” party and she said “no it’s today.”

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Being an adult it so weird. New vacuum’s excite me. I spent $200 on facial sunscreen. I still love Mcdonalds. My friends ask me what cleaning products I use because everything I use is that good. My love for ranch dressing is dwindling. Mac&cheese is life.

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Camilla is not queen

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Any time I need a reason to feel worse about myself I go look at how many twitter followers my mom has

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Resorting to tweeting @Coll_Me_Maybe23 because I can’t get an answer via text Instagram Snapchat or FaceTime

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

People always use to joke with me that once your past thirty you don’t know how old you are…. It’s true I thought I was 32 for a little bit yesterday today I was 31. Took a nap & remembered nope I’m just 30.

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

Did I (at age 30) fall asleep in my moms lap tonight? Mhmmm. Sorry mom.

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

I’ve heard Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” probably 1,000 times & TODAY is when I realize she said “get him hard show him what I got.” I thought she said get him HIGH! 🤡

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

To go calamari should be illegal

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My mom has too many followers to not get my approval before posting photos 😵

[☆Elizabeth☆ @Elizzzabetch]

That moment when you’ve been loyal to your mom for a lifetime only to figure out she doesn’t even follow you back on Twitter