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Idiot... | gram - ellmort (your story sucks ass)

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

twitter is just everyone taking turns saying the absolute dumbest shit imaginable and I spend 3 hours a day on it

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

@luby_owen I was having a poo poo

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

You’re a sight for sore eyes!

Yeah what does that even mean?

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FINE IF THE CRISPS ARE ON THE BUTTY TOO

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

@missnix_x Oi 👀

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

I’m often the one who’s strikes up a conversation then wishes it was over after 20 seconds 🙃

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

I’m a

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

FINDERS KEEPERS SHUTUP!!!

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

@JeremyClarkson Just finished it 5 mins ago 👍🏼

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

Mustn’t buy Adidas trainers

Mustn’t buy Adidas trainers

Mustn’t buy Adidas trainers

Mustn’t buy Adidas trainers

Mustn’t buy Adidas trainerrrrsss

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

Dad, where’s your car?

Gets em every time 😂

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

@itsHovseason No I didn’t

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

Travelling bang on the speed limit only encourages people to pull out on you from side streets. Then proceed to drive slower. Force you to brake. Stress you out. Increase blood pressure. Thus, shorten life expectancy.

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

@missnix_x Same here 😳

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

Fucking so annoying when someone’s just sat watching Instagram stories right in front of you on full volume 🖕🏼🤌🏼

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

Spain vs Sweden

Best game so far 😳

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

I’m just in the cut sittin siiiiiide-ways

https://t.co/o3FgOrJSYy

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

🔉🔊👂🏼

https://t.co/q7C36MmRtc

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

So I see a lot of posts about star signs right. Seems like being a virgo is a lot like being on MD

[E L L 🧊 @Ell_EllCoolJay]

Yo, if you’re dream really came true and you were making thousands of $$$ through crypto currency... would you really be posting a link to your success in an Instagram comment section?

Hell fuckin nahh