Ella Rusnacko

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

My curling iron probably thinks I died

[m @MeowMikayla]

i’ve looked like this for a week now

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

After this quarantine ends do I have to reach out to the producers of My 600lb Life? Do they just find me? How does this work?

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

I would choose to drive a razor scooter over a car that looks like an undercover cop

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

I will give all of my money (approximately $3.47) to anyone who can explain why the fountain drinks from McDonald’s hit so much different

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

Jokes on you Mother Nature I was already numb

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

No one: Are you in the right headspace right now to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

Canvas: Exam graded

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

Idk who needs to hear this but get off Tik Tok and start working on your part of the PowerPoint

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

Is this why my friends don’t like me?

[Adrian @Amartinez_520]

ᵒʰʰʰʰʰ ˢᵃʸ ˡᵉˢˢ

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

The older I get the more I understand him

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

High school teachers: college is so hard and you need to be prepared

My Professor: Unless you stop showing up you’re all getting A’s because I’ve completely f***** the grades up for this sh*t sorry guys

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

Me knocking on doors to trick or treat as a 20 year old

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 60% anxiety, 40% ranch dressing, and 10% bad at math

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

*Walmart cashier ringing in my Tide Pods*
Him: Getting some back to school snacks I see!
Me:

[Ella Rusnacko @EllaRusnacko]

Exhausted girl summer